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    1. Amy Schumer ‏@amyschumer Mar 2

      A Jew with hornspic.twitter.com/5v3JUHZenN

      212 retweets 2,143 likes
      Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer Mar 2

      .@amyschumer my bad. I meant to say "A Jew with 2 horns"

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      1:32 PM - 2 Mar 2016
      45 retweets 823 likes
        1. Rachel Feinstein ‏@RachelFeinstein Mar 2

          @amyschumer hahaaaaa I support both versions of that tweet

          0 retweets 17 likes
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        1. Judy Gold ‏@JewdyGold Mar 2

          @amyschumer HILARIOUS!!!

          0 retweets 6 likes
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        1. ☼ ashleigh ☼ ‏@motherfuckash Mar 2

          @amyschumer WHY WONT YOU EVER NOTICE ME IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION ON HERE FOR OVER 3 YEARS

          0 retweets 2 likes
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        3. Mr.Rants ‏@MrRantz Mar 7

          @lovatobadlands @amyschumer ... But it's Amy Schumer...

          0 retweets 0 likes
        4. ☼ ashleigh ☼ ‏@motherfuckash Mar 7

          @MrRantz @amyschumer I don't know you

          0 retweets 0 likes
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        6. ☼ ashleigh ☼ ‏@motherfuckash Mar 7

          @MrRantz @amyschumer you're coming across as very stressed. Go ask your mother to pat your head until you calm down

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        8. ☼ ashleigh ☼ ‏@motherfuckash Mar 7

          @MrRantz @amyschumerpic.twitter.com/7c09MeiuMa

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        9. Mr.Rants ‏@MrRantz Mar 7

          @lovatobadlands @amyschumer Buh-bye.

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      1. Dave Canseco ‏@Dave_Canseco Mar 2

        .@amyschumer THESE ARE STILL WOODWINDS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        1 retweet 4 likes
      2. danger ‏@dagnabbittwit Mar 2

        @amyschumer a couple of horny jews....too on the nose??

        0 retweets 5 likes
        1. will_ ‏@willwill_ Mar 2

          @amyschumer a Jew between two horns even?

          0 retweets 1 like
        2. Anne Beckett ‏@AnneBeck58 Mar 4

          @willwill_ @amyschumer Definitely not as funny.

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        3. will_ ‏@willwill_ Mar 5

          .@AnneBeck58 nice cap

          1 retweet 2 likes
        1. Lederman Studio ‏@JeremieLederman Mar 3

          @amyschumer they should really be upset at whoever originally said it...

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        2. Reni ‏@GDeadSunglasses Mar 5

          @JeremieLederman @amyschumer She repeated it and not good timing at all. So much #antisemitism worldwide, not funny, #BadComedy

          0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Lederman Studio ‏@JeremieLederman Mar 5

          @GDeadSunglasses @amyschumer I agree. It was me jabbing at her being caught stealing jokes

          0 retweets 0 likes

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