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    Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer Mar 2

    A Jew with hornspic.twitter.com/5v3JUHZenN

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    • Steve Neill ✡ Orli Matlow ✡ Matthew Huff Amanda Al B. Einstein Mark Bodine Leo Todd Gary Hronek Wolf
    6:33 AM - 2 Mar 2016
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      1. Amy Schumer ‏@amyschumer Mar 2

        .@amyschumer my bad. I meant to say "A Jew with 2 horns"

        45 retweets 823 likes
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      3. Rachel Feinstein ‏@RachelFeinstein Mar 2

        @amyschumer hahaaaaa I support both versions of that tweet

        0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Dave Canseco ‏@Dave_Canseco Mar 2

        @amyschumer THOSE ARE CLEARLY BOTH WOODWINDS!!!!!!!!! I just lost all respect for you

        0 retweets 3 likes
      2. The Daily Pessimist ‏@mike_cash12 Mar 2

        @Dave_Canseco @amyschumer actually most us sax players call em horns. We'd call anything we play a horn

        0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dave Canseco ‏@Dave_Canseco Mar 2

        @mike_cash12 @amyschumer Um excuse me I played tenor sax in my junior high jazz band I think I know a thing or two about saxing around

        0 retweets 1 like
      4. The Daily Pessimist ‏@mike_cash12 Mar 2

        @Dave_Canseco @amyschumer if you were in the band in school, that's the only saxing you were doing

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      6. Dave Canseco ‏@Dave_Canseco Mar 2

        @mike_cash12 @amyschumer Amy I think we need you to weigh on how cool Junior High Jazz Bands are to show this fool what a turd he is being

        0 retweets 2 likes
      7. The Daily Pessimist ‏@mike_cash12 Mar 2

        @Dave_Canseco @amyschumer I was in the marching band and jazz band. That's how I know nobody was getting laid

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    1. Gilad Atzmon ‏@GiladAtzmon Mar 4 Brent, London

      @amyschumer bless you Amy!!! you can always hide behind my ex Jew hornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEDjgdjmCfA …

      0 retweets 3 likes
    2. Jared Jackson ‏@JaredEJackson Mar 4

      @amyschumer as a professional Jew who also plays sax and clarinet I find this hilarious! And, it's a great pic! Jimmy is a great musician!

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Gilad Atzmon ‏@GiladAtzmon Mar 4 Brent, London

      @amyschumer We Need More Amy Schumers!http://www.gilad.co.uk/writings/2016/3/4/we-need-more-amy-schumers …

      1 retweet 0 likes
    4. ☼ ashleigh ☼ ‏@motherfuckash Mar 2

      @amyschumer I first tweeted you over 3 years ago and you've yet to acknowledge my existence

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Mobius ᅇ ‏@Mobius___Strip Mar 2

      @amyschumer So tiny :P

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. straynjer ‏@straynjer Mar 2

      @amyschumer @dutch2g funny joke....who wrote it?

      0 retweets 1 like
      1. James Edward Carter ‏@James_EdC Mar 3

        @amyschumer A) I thought it was funny B) As a stupid Catholic I didn't get the reference.

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      2. James Edward Carter ‏@James_EdC Mar 3

        @amyschumer just saying.

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      1. (((JyrkiWahlstedt))) ‏@jyrkiw Mar 5 Helsinki, Finland

        @amyschumer @DefenderMikhail Hmm, horns are brass instruments, saxophones are actually in the woodwind family, nice anyway ☺️

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