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On tour this Summer - tickets on-sale here: http://amyschumer.com/tour 

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    Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer Feb 17

    How about everyone takes a deep breathpic.twitter.com/9mKb7m7ZFh

    • Retweets 477
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    2:21 PM - 17 Feb 2016
    477 retweets 3,991 likes
    1. Katie Corvino ‏@kTc0rvin0 Feb 17

      @amyschumer Im praying for the haters that one day they can understand true comedy CAN EVERYONE CHILL ok god blesspic.twitter.com/LWf5kpT8ls

      0 retweets 12 likes
    2. drew olanoff ‏@drew Feb 17

      @amyschumer please let me know what your success rate is with this one.

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Randall Cleveland ‏@llandar Feb 17

      @amyschumer Pretty sure I saw another comic in the '90s with a five o'clock shadow. This is obviously thievery.

      0 retweets 15 likes
      1. TSwift News ‏@belleswift17 Feb 17

        @amyschumer Don't tell us to relax when you're tearing down women, that's when there's a problem..You can be a comic w/out being an asshole

        3 retweets 5 likes
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    4. Ryan Westbrooks ‏@rwest80 Feb 17

      @amyschumerpic.twitter.com/OyemmyMvB2

      0 retweets 8 likes
      1. Meghan Walsh ‏@meghan_walsh14 Feb 17

        @amyschumer ily

        0 retweets 3 likes
      2. meet the phillips ‏@MeetPhillips Feb 17

        @meghan_walsh14 @amyschumer I love you too.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Meghan Walsh ‏@meghan_walsh14 Feb 17

        @MeetPhillips @amyschumer dawwww thanks

        0 retweets 1 like
      4. meet the phillips ‏@MeetPhillips Feb 17

        @meghan_walsh14 @amyschumer your welcome. Be on the look out my babies are going to be great actresses. We are on the making.

        0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Madonna Love Dale ‏@MadonnaLoveDale Feb 17

      @amyschumer @MaverickMGMT Love it #AmySchumer keep spreading love in the world like me and @Madonnapic.twitter.com/ouFDxqcWWL

      1 retweet 4 likes
      1. Amanda Leskovicz ‏@AmandaLeskovicz Feb 17

        @amyschumer Omg I love you 🙈

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Dad ‏@BLATMUHNEY Feb 17

        @AmandaLeskovicz @amyschumer back off, she's mine.

        0 retweets 1 like
      3. Amanda Leskovicz ‏@AmandaLeskovicz Feb 17

        @BLATMUHNEY @amyschumer Not in this lifetime.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Brittany Yurkunas ‏@brittanylynnY Feb 17

        @AmandaLeskovicz @BLATMUHNEY @amyschumer excuse me, but no to both of you and yes to me. We're gonna get married.

        0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Jilly Jesson Smyth ‏@JillyWisdom Feb 18

      @amyschumer Love the Beard! #HaHa!

      1 retweet 2 likes
    7. Jareb Dauplaise ‏@Jarebx Feb 17

      People say I look like @amyschumer brother. How about twin brother! Love the new look girl! #comedyforever #goofypic.twitter.com/ivFyf1J1GW

      0 retweets 3 likes
    8. Little Joe ‏@LittleJoeRadio Feb 17

      “@amyschumer: How about everyone takes a deep breath pic.twitter.com/b0SmAhLZK0” I still would.

      0 retweets 4 likes
    9. Chris Friel ‏@ChrisFrielworld Feb 17

      @amyschumer #feeltheBern

      0 retweets 3 likes
    10. Guantanamo Harambe ‏@polksalad Feb 17

      @amyschumer does this mean Kenny Roger's Jackass is coming back?

      0 retweets 3 likes

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