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    Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer Jan 20

    On my life, I have never and would never steal a joke.

    • Retweets 1,145
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    • Jane Conley Sam Burnside-Woods Bethanie Glenn oallison Abigail Osborne Dana Macey Hillari Boyd Mia Sykes rachael
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    1,145 retweets 7,885 likes
      1. Zach Braff ‏@zachbraff Jan 20

        @amyschumer I said that exact sentence an hour ago.

        383 retweets 2,235 likes
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      3. Curtis Stigers ‏@curtisstigers Jan 20

        @zachbraff @amyschumer Nice

        0 retweets 4 likes
      1. Pete Correale ‏@mycorreale Jan 21

        @amyschumer doesn't steal jokes any comic whose out of NY will tell you the same thing She's a writer, she writes her own-enough w/bullshit.

        1 retweet 16 likes
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      1. FlyerThanAPelican ‏@FlyerThanAPelic Jan 20

        . @amyschumer It seems fairly obvious to anyone with any kind of critical thinking skills you have frequently stolen jokes.

        11 retweets 121 likes
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      3. FlyerThanAPelican ‏@FlyerThanAPelic Jan 20

        . @amyschumer What do you have to say to the women who accused you of stealing their jokes? The evidence is pretty solid.

        5 retweets 54 likes
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      5. MaidNotForYou ‏@MaidNotForYou Jan 20

        @FlyerThanAPelic @amyschumer ... she's blocked me twice ... while never responding to me.pic.twitter.com/ztDKwXRang

        2 retweets 7 likes
      6. MaidNotForYou ‏@MaidNotForYou Jan 22

        @em_ufsee @FlyerThanAPelic @amyschumerhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmySchumer/comments/4269k7/is_amy_schumer_really_a_joke_thief/ …

        0 retweets 1 like
    4. Randy Shore ‏@theGreenManblog Jan 20

      @amyschumer It's nice to have a virtue, in case anyone asks.

      0 retweets 3 likes
      1. Vegas Sharp ‏@VegasSharp Jan 20

        @amyschumer The accusations were weak.

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      3. Christian Escobar ✭ ‏@C_AEscobar Jan 20

        @VegasSharp @amyschumer https://vimeo.com/152393981  Literal video proof on multiple jokes..how are they weak?

        4 retweets 42 likes
      1. Michael R. Plaisance ‏@MikeRPlaisance Jan 21 Holyoke, MA

        @amyschumer Just listened to your interview w/@JimNorton Hang in there vs. the attackers & thanks for "Trainwreck." More work w/Hader?

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    7. Fake Bo Pelini ‏@FauxPelini Jan 21

      @amyschumer I TWEETED THAT THIS MORNING

      6 retweets 60 likes
      1. JT ‏@TheJTizzle Jan 20 North Windham, ME

        @amyschumer Can you explain the video thats going around? Some seem ridiculously similar.

        4 retweets 59 likes
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      3. MaidNotForYou ‏@MaidNotForYou Jan 20

        @TheJTizzle @amyschumer she stole from me too... then blocked me w/out responding to my accusations: (#MaidNotForYou ... under Live link)

        0 retweets 7 likes
    9. Bernie 2Real Sanders ‏@feelindaburn Jan 21

      @amyschumer if elected redistribution of jokes would totally be allowed

      11 retweets 23 likes
    10. KEVIN M. PIASTRA™ ❗️ ‏@KevinPiastra Jan 20

      .@amyschumer You stole THAT from @DaneCook

      9 retweets 32 likes
      1. NotBaldOpie ‏@baldopieraqio Jan 20

        @amyschumer Just apologize to them, it's easier that way...pic.twitter.com/f1ZSZA8rfh

        3 retweets 39 likes
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      3. Secretgaygentman ‏@Filmpride Jan 20

        @baldopieraqio @amyschumer Yes it is. Had she any validity she would know this. But she is not a big enough person to admit she stole jokes

        1 retweet 4 likes

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