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    Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer 12 Jun 2015

    Wait, we can be black if we want?

    • Retweets 3,484
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    3,484 retweets 7,825 likes
      1. Big Sexy Jeb! Lund ‏@Mobute 12 Jun 2015

        @amyschumer it's the internet, you can basically be a werewolf if you're willing to register a tumblr

        13 retweets 77 likes
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    1. Eric Deggans at NPR ‏@Deggans 14 Jun 2015

      It’s on now... :) RT @amyschumer: Wait, we can be black if we want?

      2 retweets 6 likes
      1. Burt Train ‏@burttrain 13 Jun 2015

        @amyschumer @georgelopez what u don't wannabe Mexican I don't blame u our credit sucks lol

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. George Lopez ‏@georgelopez 13 Jun 2015

        @burttrain @amyschumer " Wait , We can rent furniture ? #LaAmy

        1 retweet 5 likes
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      4. Burt Train ‏@burttrain 13 Jun 2015

        @georgelopez @amyschumer shit everyone can lol. Rent to own lol

        0 retweets 0 likes
    2. Amy Holden Jones ‏@aholdenj 14 Jun 2015

      @amyschumer yes! And I'm Jewish!!

      0 retweets 0 likes
      1. Juan ‏@juanyfbaby 13 Jun 2015

        Fuck outta here RT @amyschumer: Wait, we can be black if we want?pic.twitter.com/1WC5WckefF

        4 retweets 16 likes
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      3. Ben Carlos Thypin ‏@SoBendito 13 Jun 2015

        @juanyfbaby ugh she would say that

        0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Juan ‏@juanyfbaby 13 Jun 2015

        @SoBendito If there was one person who wasn't going to pass up a totally passable moment to snark white priv it's Amy fuckin Schumer

        0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Stefen Deleveaux ‏@stefdelev 13 Jun 2015

        @juanyfbaby @SoBendito Oh wait I'm not the only one that can't stand her. Ok cool

        0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Ben Carlos Thypin ‏@SoBendito 13 Jun 2015

        @stefdelev @juanyfbaby I think she’s got talent but way too little scrutiny is applied to her non-feminist material, which is v problematic

        0 retweets 1 like
      8. Juan ‏@juanyfbaby 13 Jun 2015

        @SoBendito @stefdelev That and it's just so annoying when someone redlines "pushing it" with no demonstration of "getting it" in the 1st plc

        0 retweets 3 likes
      1. Benji ‏@the_fire_dog 12 Jun 2015

        @amyschumer The politically correct term is TransJenner .

        1 retweet 22 likes
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      3. Tim X ‏@Tim_X_ 12 Jun 2015

        @the_fire_dog And here I was, calling him Bruce Gender. You are the chocolate to my peanut butter.

        1 retweet 1 like
      1. ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴀ WEEK. ‏@drizzyxcole 13 Jun 2015

        “@amyschumer: Wait, we can be black if we want?” Can I be white so I won't get shot up by police?pic.twitter.com/8uVXUO0z2l

        28 retweets 5 likes
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      1. HushardsOverHusbands ‏@soulfullypoetic 13 Jun 2015

        Sit this one out, sis. RT @amyschumer: Wait, we can be black if we want?

        11 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Dudja ‏@TheRealDudja 12 Jun 2015 Watertown, MA

        @amyschumer yeah Downey Did it

        2 retweets 24 likes
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