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Journo, editor, wordsmith. Formerly Grazia and British red tops. New mum. Animal hugger. Shameless selfie aficionado. Will silently judge your shit grammar.

Joined August 2009

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    Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 13 Nov 2014

    My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3pic.twitter.com/EdAFS5lLKy

    3:36 PM - 13 Nov 2014
    • 18,348 Retweets
    • 27,106 Likes
    • shannon conway Veronica McCluskey Emmaeliz Jay Orringer, MD Molly lulismile :) Luisa C Matthew Pet Emily Edmunds a l e x 🌻
    1,550 replies 18,348 retweets 27,106 likes
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      2. Tom Latchem‏ @talkLATCH 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        Amazing. Were there more? “@amynelmes: My friend sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. pic.twitter.com/K06nUbmqk4”

        3 replies 8 retweets 6 likes
      3. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @talkLATCH

        @theboylatch the sign off.pic.twitter.com/2FeZ7MyV99

        14 replies 55 retweets 48 likes
      4. 1 more reply
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      2. Yolly‏ @yolly22 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes looks like he's done her a favour #Bullet #dodged

        3 replies 7 retweets 222 likes
      3. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 13 Nov 2014
        Replying to @yolly22

        @yolly22 I totally agree!! ha

        1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
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      2. The Database Diva‏ @LoriFeldman 17 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes I think I dated him too.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 17 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LoriFeldman

        @LoriFeldman Worryingly, so many people have said that. That means there is definitely more than one. RUN!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. The Database Diva‏ @LoriFeldman 17 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes let's start the NEXB recovery group! (needy ex-boyfriend) Great post!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 17 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LoriFeldman

        @LoriFeldman this is a brilliant idea :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Rochelle Robinson‏ @RoRbnsn 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes I just had one call me a c*nt, a sl*t, a b*tch, etc...I said "that's f*cked up" & he told me to watch my mouth & act like a lady.

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @RoRbnsn

        @RoRbnsn WHAT!?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Rochelle Robinson‏ @RoRbnsn 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes Hand to God, true story, just yesterday. Also got the Facebook thing, I won't add him again. Gets upset, blocks me over likes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @RoRbnsn

        @RoRbnsn That is so weird! BLOCK HIM!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Rochelle Robinson‏ @RoRbnsn 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes SO blocked!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Rita El Daghl‏ @RitaElDaghl 16 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes @JaneTribune #5 is not only my fav, it should be a crime punishable by law. Fucking sweary women should know their place.

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. Jane Gilmore‏Verified account @JaneTribune 16 Nov 2014
        Replying to @RitaElDaghl

        @RitaElDaghl @amynelmes Too fucking right!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 16 Nov 2014
        Replying to @JaneTribune

        @JaneTribune @RitaElDaghl abso-fucking-lutely.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Jane Gilmore‏Verified account @JaneTribune 16 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes @RitaElDaghl Bitches gotta fucking learn to be ladylike or they'll never get a boyfriend.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Amy Nelmes Bissett‏ @amynelmes 16 Nov 2014
        Replying to @JaneTribune

        @JaneTribune @RitaElDaghl mouth closed and legs closed. And always be nice to cats. That's the lessons learnt!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      7. Jane Gilmore‏Verified account @JaneTribune 16 Nov 2014
        Replying to @amynelmes

        @amynelmes @RitaElDaghl I shall write that down and stick it to my fridge.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation

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