Amy Mulligan

@amymullen

Easily outraged, in a good way

Somerville, MA
Joined March 2011
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  1. Apr 13

    A surefire way to poison me would be via a doctored Hershey's Kiss left freely on my desk

  2. Apr 13

    Cry over spilt milk and whatever else you please

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  3. Apr 8

    VM: Hello again. This is X, I accidentally faxed you a lyric sheet for Cindy Laupers 'two colors'. You can ignore that.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  4. Apr 12

    Already got a body, no thanks 😘

    1:45 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
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  5. Apr 8

    So idk in the Uber vs Lyft debate I'd say it's a wash

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  6. Apr 8

    Tonight and I accidentally rode in an Uber Pool and now our Lyft driver is yelling at me for having Chinese food in the car

  7. Apr 8

    Loved this trip with and loved writing about it for

    What Happened After Two Friends Went on a Trip Together: 2016 Edition -
    1 retweet 3 likes
  8. Apr 7

    No matter how much I practice screaming WEE OW WEE WEE OW WEE WEE OW WEE WEE OW WEE WEE OW, no one ever thinks I'm a real ambulance.

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  9. Apr 5

    A woman in my class just cited a statistic and when she said "10%" a man INTERRUPTED HER TO DEFINE "10%" FOR HER. "That's 1 in 10," he said

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  10. Apr 5

    As if this dinner weren't sad enough, it's made with unsalted peanut butter

    3:04 PM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
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  11. Apr 4

    Don't put all your eggs in one basket, they belong in the fridge

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  12. Apr 4

    Welcome baaaaaaaack 😍 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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  13. Apr 4

    This path I just shoveled is so crooked it looks like someone joke-shoveled it

  14. Apr 3

    It is with great pride that we announce that ‘Gansett is finally coming home.

    5:41 AM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
    115 retweets 152 likes
  15. Apr 4

    I wonder who mentions their husbands more: People commenting on recipes, or people describing the fit of the clothing they bought online?

    13 retweets 70 likes
  17. Apr 3

    the only women who should be allowed to use the women's restrooms are ones wearing THIS EXACT DRESS

    4:06 PM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
    526 retweets 1,696 likes
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      @nickortolani

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  20. Apr 1

    Sometimes you gotta stir the pot to know what's in the soup

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  21. Apr 1

    Just overheard a Serious Businessman saying goodbye to a group of colleagues and genuinely wishing them a Happy April Fools

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