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    22 hours ago

    In the last 18 years Republicans have voted 9 times in favor of raising their own salary. Raising it a total of $99,000 In that same time they’ve also voted 14 times against raising minimum wage and attempted 71 times to take away people’s healthcare.

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    Aug 24

    The average American pays $36 in taxes each year to fund food stamps. That same American pays $670 in taxes each year for cooperate subsidies.

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    Aug 24

    It's amazing they got poor people to believe that other poor people were taking their money.

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    Aug 24

    has your baby ever peed on something and you were gonna clean it up but you just put a towel on it for now then they peed on the towel so you put another towel over that quick anyway z-index

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    Aug 23

    One of the frustrating side-effects of being 100% self-taught in software and computer science is having massive, *massive* gaps in my knowledge and experience, and accordingly being actually intimidated by entire classes of problems. E.g. parsing. 😰 I’ll blog about this soon.

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    Aug 24

    I've heard a lot of people say webpack's popularity comes from "marketing," like some big company is behind it. There is no marketing, there's just speaking everywhere and answering everyones questions all the time.

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    Aug 24
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    Aug 24
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    Aug 23

    One metric for how bad a person's week is going: the number of browser tabs they have open. There is a direct correlation between number of browser tabs open and how deep of a hole they're in. :)

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    Aug 23

    what if we need less "teach kids to code" and more NeoPets-style "provide compelling online experiences that can be enhanced through code and let kids teach themselves"

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    Aug 21

    We're killing Americans to save an industry that employs fewer people than Arby's.

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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 17

    John Ousterhout gets it. We need something like apoptosis in software.

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    Aug 17

    We completed a major infrastructure upgrade (zero-downtime) that dramatically improves routing performance in all our datacenters [from milliseconds down to microseconds] Blog post soon!

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    Aug 6

    it's important to humanize artists so here's a picture of mf doom making what you damn well know is probably the best mac n cheese you'll never have a chance to eat

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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    On your first day at the new job, squash every commit from the repo into a single commit with message "Legacy code" and force-push to master.

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    Aug 14
    Replying to

    Midnight Club is an extremely underrated game and deserves a reboot and its own category as an open world racing game.

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    Aug 13

    This is a good ass idea

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    Aug 13

    *finally starts difficult task I’ve been putting off forever* *gets interrupted by trivial task* *completes trivial task* well I’m done for the day

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    Aug 13

    DRINKING A CUP OF HOT COFFEE: Delicious! DRINKING A CUP OF ICED COFFEE: Fantastic! DRINKING A CUP OF COFFEE AT ANY TEMPERATURE IN BETWEEN: The devil is alive and he’s winning.

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    Aug 10

    Just joined the Space Force and got my first mission

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