jess brown

@amperjess

A girl and her cats. Front-end developer, crafter, gamer. She/her.

Chicago
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Nov 2015

    Here it is, your moment of zen

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Just delightful. Look at this big guy. I just love him.

    me smiling in front of a LARGE, taller than me, bronze Fernando Botero cat sculpture with rounded features
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  3. 4 hours ago

    If you're having a bad day may I suggest the google image results for "Fernando Botero animals"?

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  4. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    I need the children to know about Orbitz, a terrifying drink from Canada before Canada was hip (that started in 2017 and will soon end). A "texturally enhanced alternative beverage," it basically involved balls of congealed jizz floating in fizzy water.

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  5. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    It's wild that we still hear explanations of COVID outcomes that depend on weather, population density, genetics and other intrinsic factors when similar countries have such different results. How is public health policy not the simplest explanation?

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  6. 18 hours ago

    Oh my god this is horrifying

    Screenshot of twitter notification from Twitter: it's your twitter anniversary! Celebrate with a special tweet created just for you! Below is the number 12 on an orange background
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    console.log("what's going on?")

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  8. Mar 3

    "Texas shouldn't have vaccines if they're gonna be open" lol wtf so you wanna punish the ~28,999,999 people who aren't the fuckhead governor (who's probably already vaccinated) for a thing the fuckhead governor did?

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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    The motion to adjourn was just defeated, here is the final vote. 182 House Republicans voted to end business for the day at 10:30 a.m. rather than vote on a bill that would help get big money out of politics.

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    Normal things normal news networks do. Obviously.

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    I don’t like that self-appointed vaccine cops are creating an atmosphere where folks feel pressured to disclose personal health information to explain why they’ve been vaccinated. I know we’re all stressed and shit but mind ya business.

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  12. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    In the US, nearly one in 100 people have OCD, with about half of those cases being severe. In Canada, 1 percent will experience an episode. And is one of them. But, in media portrayals, the disorder often seems like a benign quirk. 1/5

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  13. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    This is so good

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  14. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Hello, I'm the hacker with the secret modern apartment. People call me when they need to track things down, and fast. My screen is all black with a 3D map and green text. I smirk. These people have never jammed with the console cowboys in cyberspace.

    Hello I am the hijab wearing face in the crowd to represent diversity but I won't have any speaking lines.
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  15. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    He’s running

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  16. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    i'm sorry i send messages like this i hit enter when my thought finishes and thinking for me is honestly like getting the last three tablespoons out of a ketchup bottle idk if's an adhd thing or like i got bigger problems lol anyway sorry

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    Feb 19

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  18. Feb 19

    I'm filled with rage about the situation in Texas and I have no connection to the state. I can't imagine how angry they must be.

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  19. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    For everyone about to tweet out a joke or otherwise revel in the death of Rush Limbaugh I just ask that you pause and ask yourself: am I going big enough? This man was a fucking demon don't hold back.

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  20. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    Govt in USA is failing us—left & right, Dem & GOP, NY, CA, IL, TX red & blue state, north, south, east, west. And everywhere it’s poor folks & BIPOC suffering the most. If your reaction is to make this a regional war instead of rising up against the ruling elite, you’re gross.

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  21. Feb 16

    Of course I did that in expense of what I SHOULD have been working on at the time, and then promptly did nothing with the documentation I wrote up, but oh well.

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