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    1. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

      The best porn are the ones with a storyline. It doesn't matter how silly it is. For example, there is an entire genre where the woman - usually a stepmother or stepsister - is stuck at a window. The male porn actor happens to pass by and nature finds its way.

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      The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

      Japanese porn usually offer more meat to their stories. A camp of young people are drugged by the campfire. Ancient Ninjas are hypnotised by some weird mental power. There is an alternate universe where everybody goes to school naked. Imaginative. Innovative. Inspiring.

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        2. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

          The West is no slouch either. A teenager is convinced that TFC stands for Teens for Caring. A daughter's friend is thankful to a man who took her to see colleges when her own parents are absent. A woman is attracted to her best friend's brother while she's away on an errand.

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        3. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

          Then we have the porn parodies. This genre caught on after the success of Batman XXX A Porn Parody won awards for their attention to detail. They perfectly recreated the costumes of 60s Batman, complete with drawn bat eyebrows and skintight Catwoman costumes.

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        4. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

          In Batman XXX, we have Batman investigating crimes by the Joker, aided by Robin, Batgirl and Vicki Vale? Nowadays, there are porn parodies of The Avengers, Star Wars and anything you can think of.

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        5. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

          What I like, though, are porn parodies by smaller studios. Only having enough budget for a Supergirl Halloween costume and a bald guy to play Lex Luthor, the only thing they have going for them is the story. Worried about her cousin, Supergirl gets lured into a mind control trap.

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        6. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

          There's another where Wonder Girl and Huntress team up and search for a new villain with hypnosis powers. I think I understand what it means when Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights laugh at the absurdity of the names Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell.

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        7. The Last Ass-Bender‏ @amirhimself Oct 25

          There are also some arthouse porn. In the Realm of the Senses is usually mentioned, but there are also Wife to be Sacrificed, Beautiful Teacher in Torture Hell, Snake and Whip, The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai, A Cow Cries at Dawn, etc. Mostly Roman Nikkatsu stuff.

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