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@amicoRealNoFake

MexDev in Germany. I’m a nerd

Berlin, Germany
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    11. srp 2019.

    What I thought the programmer life would be: - Lots of money - MacBook Pro with Touch Bar - Hacking the matrix - Free Coca-cola What the programmer life really is: - Barely reach end of month - Refurbished MacBook Pro 2012 - Take 2 hours to decide how to name a function - (?)

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    2. velj

    El día de la marmota es una de las películas que más atesoro. Sin lugar a dudas la ciencia ficción, la metafísica y el pensamiento filosófico se mezclan en una historia que, al final, es de amor... tanto por uno mismo como por el mundo que nos rodea.

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    2. velj

    So you’re telling me I have to exercise multiple times every week for the rest of my life?

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    2. velj

    Es común encontrar comentarios tanto de docentes como estudiantes que descalifican a Wikipedia por que "cualquiera la puede editar". Creo que nuestra labor como profesores, más que promover esas ideas equivocadas, es explicar a nuestros estudiantes como funciona

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    31. sij

    January was a long year

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  6. 31. sij

    Algo que me ha tocado mucho escuchar hablando con gente de diferentes países es “nuestro doblaje es uno de los mejores del mundo” y “mi idioma es uno de los más difíciles de aprender”... los mexicanos no somos los únicos mecos

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    31. sij

    a fun game my girlfriend plays is saying she’ll eat literally anything for dinner and then i have to guess the one extremely specific thing she had in mind when she used the words “literally anything”

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    31. sij

    What a moment - the UK flag has just been taken down at the EU Council building in Brussels

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    30. sij

    everyone whose favorite show was Ed, Edd, & Eddy as a kid is in jail now

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    29. sij

    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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  11. 30. sij

    Jaja Un pendejo* acaba de estornudar 4 veces en el metro y medio vagón se bajó en la siguiente estación * yo

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    28. sij

    +, Σ, and ∫ are just different evolutions of the same Pokémon

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    28. sij

    Doing intermittent fasting but time isn’t real so i am just eating whenever i want

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    28. sij

    What if each function was in a Docker container

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    27. sij

    Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts?

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    25. sij

    White people are really making anti-Chinese jokes because of this outbreak as if their ancestors didn’t spread catastrophic diseases everywhere because they didn’t know how to bathe

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    26. sij

    instead of a death note i just want a book where i can write my friends' names in it and they will have a good day

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    24. sij

    1 de Mayo, 2018 Jeff Bezos,dueño de Amazon y hombre más rico del mundo, recibe en su móvil un whatsapp del Príncipe heredero de Arabia Saudí, Mohamed bin Salmán. Bezos no lo sabe aún, pero su móvil acaba de ser hackeado. En adelante, toda su información personal será pirateada.

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    25. sij

    Spider-Man’s name is • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • PETER PARKER!

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    25. sij
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    A CNC plotter is drawing computer-generated art Its marker draws an arcane sigil, forgotten since ancient days. A demon appears, looming over it. "Why have you summoned me? What power do you seek" *skreee* *whir* *judderjudder* it says. "Done." says the demon, and vanishes.

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