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@amfmpm

i'm a writer at the tonight show & an actor in some other shows & movies & stuff!!

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Joined July 2012
Born 29 August

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Oct 2021

    wrote a song for nancy meyers (for jimmy & chris stapleton) 🛀🕯️🥐

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  2. Retweeted
    7 May 2016

    forgot a present for mom? why not spend 30 or so years turning into her

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    Apr 28

    You can buy abortion pills now to use later. 💖 is now offering a service where medical providers prescribe abortion pills to keep in your medicine cabinet. To learn more about options in your area and resources available, visit

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  4. Apr 22

    wearing essential oils and eating essential aiolis

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    Apr 20

    They should have 420 for cigarettes

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    Apr 15
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  7. Apr 14

    *hank hill voice* lin-manuel miranda

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    Apr 8

    TONIGHT! Singles Motel with , , & ! Featuring: ∙Jo Firestone ∙ & more! 9:30 Doors / 10PM Show 🎟:

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  9. Apr 7

    laughed out of citibank for chewing on a piece of straw, "maybe try countribank" they said, completely fucking humiliated

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  10. Apr 3

    once again the grahammy goes to delicious s'mores

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    Mar 31

    Ready for one last TASTE OF 'CHAUN? joins the Lads to discuss LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE! LISTEN TO THE EPISODE WHEREVER YOU FEEL LIKE (PROVIDED YOU FEEL LIKE)!!!

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  12. Mar 28

    i get all my news from hudson news so i really only know about chex mix

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    26 Feb 2017

    yeah sorry hollywood but there's only one "best picture" and it's that one of the naked ladies with pink floyd albums painted on their backs

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    Mar 26

    Tonight on , we're screening 's telethon for Brain Rot. Originally airing in 2015, the episode is darkly hilarious. TONIGHT 8p ET / 5p PT

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  15. Mar 23

    hurriedly eating the bugles off my fingers as the priest announces we may exchange rings

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    Mar 15

    JUST ANNOUNCED! Singles Motel returns with & on Friday, April 8th! Featuring: ∙Jo Firestone ∙ & more! 🎟:

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  17. Mar 9

    yknow after so many featureless pastel cartoons hawking subscription services and delivery apps it is just plain great to see a new subway ad that feels like a subway ad

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    Mar 4
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    Feb 24
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  20. Feb 18

    if the airbnb doesn't have a [ 𝒢𝒶𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇 ] sign then legally everyone just has to go to their separate rooms right away

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  21. Feb 13

    what's your pop culture white whale? i mean unreleased/unrealized stuff like "the day the clown cried" - mine is the rumored jay-z blueprint 3 track "crispy benjamins" which supposedly sampled regina spektor's "chemo limo"

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