3) throw out some questions to test your interviewer's knowledge of arcana. If they are well versed, they are a powerful magic user and you must not give them your true name
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4) make sure to wear a hat. So if the interviewer asks you to do "the coolest trick you know" you can run up the wall and do a back flip and when your hat falls off you catch it on the way down and put it back on. If they don't ask just say you're having a bad hair day
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5) if it's a panel style interview and all the interviewers are standing at the points of the pentagram and you're asked to have a seat on the stone altar in the center, this is usually a red flag
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6) if you're asked to fight another candidate as part of the interview and you are able to best them and the interviewer asks you to finish them off, should you? Research the company culture first. Some see compassion as a positive indicator while some believe mercy is weakness
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7) if asked to choose between 2 doors, one leading to certain death, you can report the employer to the EEOC. If they claim employees have to do this on the job all the time this can be reported to the NLRB as well
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8) of course that tip is very US centric. In other countries report to the equivalent agencies, like in the UK, report it to the Royal Hogwarts Employment Board
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9) try to weave a fine line when asked about your weaknesses. Avoid obvious b.s. like "I work too hard" but also try not to reveal you can only be killed if shot in the heel, or with silver
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10) if you make a big mistake you might feel like you'll die of embarrassment but if you do there are actually a lot of loopholes to return from death like playing a really good song for Hades or promising to be the devil's agent on Earth for a limited time
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11) if something goes wrong on the day of the interview, like if the whole company is destroyed by a meteor, show up anyway and talk about your qualifications to the rubble. It proves you are not a quitter and not daunted by setbacks
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12) after passing several rounds of interviews, your interviewer may assume their final form, which at first may seem invulnerable to your best answers. Wait for it to expose a glowing core and shout all of your best answers at it
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13) if the interviewer takes you on a tour passing through many different departments, filled with marvelous equipment, wondrous amusements and enticing treats, do not partake of any of it or you may be cursed to serve that department forever
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14) you don't have to volunteer any negative information about yourself or what led to you leaving previous jobs, unless they have a scrying stone, in which case it looks better if you come clean first
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