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Writer at Late Night With Seth Meyers and Detroiters. Drunk at Drunk History. Musical writer - King of Kong The Musical, Bigfoot and The Wiz! Improv!

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Joined March 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Nov 2016

    I didn't handle Trump's victory well.

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  2. Retweeted
    May 10

    . wrote a perfect sketch and we got to play with cute dogs all day!! There’s truly nothing better.

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  3. May 10

    ENGINEER 1: Hey! **holds up dildo** I found this on your desk. What are you working on? ENGINEER 2: ..uh it's a TRAIN. Yeah, uh... that's what I was working on... a train.

    Japan has started testing its fastest-ever bullet train. It's capable of reaching 249 mph.
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  4. May 8

    Everybody’s laughing except those 2 Black children.

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    At his rally tonight, Trump says the government is unable to violently attack immigrants, someone in the crowd shouted "Shoot them!" The crowd & Trump erupt in laughter & cheers. Trump says, "Only in the panhandle can you get away with that statement."
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  5. Retweeted
    May 5

    My girl Brienne outside in a housecoat. I hate dick. That's what dick does. It has you outside in the cold ass North in a housecoat asking a one handed dude where he's going.

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  6. May 7

    MY PROMISE TO YOU: Whatever ingredient you were the least sure about getting in your salad will be the one you get the most of! 💫

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    May 7

    I know it hurts. But Somewhere in the multiverse 👑🌞🌴 🙌🏽

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  8. May 6

    I don't know who needs to hear this but... the Spider-Man trailer is full of Endgame spoilers.

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  9. May 5

    Uh oh. Found the cutest sweetie pie in the universe.

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    I think this might be the only fan bigger (or smaller? 👦🏻) than me... 🎶🎹🎶
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  10. May 3

    Having said that, there is no way they could look that would stop me from watching this.

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  11. May 3

    This is the human equivalent of the live action Sonic the hedgehog.

    Why TV One do the Debarge brothers like this!? 😭😭😭😭
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  12. May 2

    Lyin’ ass shrimp

    “The presence of cocaine isn’t the shrimps’ fault, according to the study.”
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  13. May 1

    Not QUILTY y’all got to feel me

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  14. Apr 28

    Do I have a shitty TV or is this what the GOT battle looked like?

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  15. Apr 26

    Me making a plate and putting it on the table: 🎶Respect that Chow down, bitches Chow down bitches Chow chow down bitches 🎶

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  16. Apr 23

    Just watched every single episode and can confirm it is indeed the best.

    New sketch show on today!
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  17. Apr 20

    Why isn’t everyone talking about the magnificence of Ramy on Hulu?! Ramy on Hulu!! RAMY ON HULU!!! Ramy on Hulu is magnificent!!!

    Hope u check out great NY times article about my friend new series “Ramy” written by my other brown friend
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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    Homecoming

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  19. Apr 20

    Me 5 years ago: Who cares if I make a face in this staff picture? No one will ever see it! Me now: Aww, man.

    NY General Public: SEE The Women Writers of on June 11! IN PERSON: , , , , & . Moderator: . GET TIX:
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  20. Apr 19

    Even today, my 75 year old dad can hit you with the very last "OH! OH! Where, where wheeere, where..." To this day, no one knows where that CD came from. As for me and my house, we shall serve 702.

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  21. Apr 19

    From Omaha to Atlanta, we must've played it elevendy hundred times. My whole family was rolling through America, singing at the top of our lungs, "See, he's my property..." We stopped, bought other CD's, found radio stations, but always came back to 702.

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