New Year, Same HRH Kate

@amazonqueenkate

queen of babble. ace attorney. dungeon master. jack of all trades. seasoned brain twin. maximum effort. unlimited fangirl. she/her.

Topeka, KS
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Me: "I work hard to cultivate an air of unapproachability." Bethany: "It'd be easier to believe that if you didn't have a lollipop."

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    Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.

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    We should consider the possibility that the Iowa Caucuses are stupid.

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  4. It is not yet 9, and yet, I think I might just go to bed.

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    prije 6 sati

    How I look How people like on a who wash skincare routine their face with soap look like

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  6. She’s so comfortable, but she is still muttering to herself.

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    prije 12 sati

    IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? KNOW THE SIGNS BF = box five SMS = someone murdered (the) stagehand TGIF = the ghost is furious DM = danse macabre OMG = ok madame giry ILU = I (have a) lake underground BRB = bring (my) ring back IDC = I dropped (the) chandelier

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  8. I just did a song and dance in the hallway at work. Here’s how it went: 💃🏼 🎶 White men! I just love old white men! I’m kidding—I do not! 🎶 💃🏼

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  9. Also: weather is good enough for my favorite dress!

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  10. The lounge at the car dealership this morning is all white men over sixty . . . and me

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    I just want a human person to make me feel the way GBBO does, is that too much to ask

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  12. SO MANY FIREWORKS AND I AIN’T EVEN MAD

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  13. I just heard a ton of very suspicious noises outside, and they kind of scared me. Fireworks. It is definitely fireworks.

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  14. I am not kidding.

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  15. I just shouted at the TV, and Sylvia came up and sat on my chest. To check on me.

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  16. Who, me? An aspiring chicken thief? Never.

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  17. Let me clear: she got on the counter and was about to take a chunk out of it before I noticed. Ten more seconds, and there would have been a tragedy.

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  18. It turned out so good that Sylvia just tried to eat it

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  19. I meant to caption this. She is monitoring the bird situation in the back yard.

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  21. Okay, guys. Today, I try a whole chicken in the instant pot. Wish me luck?

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