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Looking for a Xmas present that's just a ticket you can print out now and chuck in a petrol station card? Go to http://adamkay.co.uk and book to see my live show of THIS IS GOING TO HURT in Manchester/ Oxford/ Guildford/ Liverpool/ Newcastle/ Birmingham/ Southend/ ...
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It’s the fucking weekend again. 2019 feels much like the last 37 years to be honest with you.
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People of Manchester and thereabouts - I'll be performing at THIS IS GOING TO HURT at The Lowry this coming Mon and Tues. Tuesday is completely sold out but there are some tickets just released in the Upper Circle for Monday 7th - £15 with this link https://www.quaytickets.com/Online/default.asp?doWork::WScontent::loadArticle=Load&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::article_id=0483057B-83B4-49F4-9778-B25F7A75A461&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::promocode_access_code=adam15 …
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it's so crazy to think that kids born in 19 will be turning 2000 this year
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@amateuradam as did my#CF daughter -except for varices story, as she is sufferer. Plse Sign and Share our Gov petition. CFers into 4th year waiting for lifesaving meds. Thanks.https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/231602 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
For the first time in 2019, it’s fucking tomorrow again.
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I almost wrote 2018 on a cheque until I remembered that I haven't used a chequebook for about ten years.
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To quote the immortal Allan Sherman: There was a man His name was Lang And he had a neon sign And Mr Lang was very old So they called it Old Lang’s Sign
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It’s next fucking year again
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It's been a hard day's night, and I've been wanking off a dog.
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2018 highlights: sold some books, did some shows, won some awards, married some bloke.
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Pre-order your copy here! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Victorians-Jacob-Rees-Mogg/dp/0753548526 …
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Of course this one-dimensional mock toff would-be-mill-owner has written 384 pages of Victorian proselytising. I hope his breakfast broadsheet commissions me to write their review of it. (Also, who namechecks their school in their Amazon bio?!) 4/4pic.twitter.com/rHqoBGybgr
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Ah, the Victorians, with their lovely top hats and their life expectancy of 45 and their cute little monocles and their endemic smallpox and their wonderful Gothic revival architecture and their workers dying in factories every minute. 3/4
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“They made Britain Great - now it’s our turn” says the blurb, pathognomonic of his insane belief in the GOOD OLD DAYS. The same ethos that’s about to turn off the rotors of our economic helicopter at 10,000 feet. 2/4
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I get sent dozens of books every week from publishers keen for me to read them and give a quote. I read as many as I can, though many fewer than I’d like. However, when I receive it, I will absolutely prioritise “The Victorians” by Jacob Rees-Mogg (coming out in May). 1/4
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It’s fucking New Year’s Eve again.
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So utterly sad about Simon Ricketts. A twitter friend for a decade, back when there were only about twelve people on here and none of them were Nazis. In real life he was just as funny, kind & erudite as on here. Raising a glass and sending love to all his family and friends.
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It's fucking tomorrow again. Fuck knows when the bins go out.
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