unlike men, women ain't gonna say "we're involuntary celibates boohoo" they're just gonna adopt a bazillion cats and move on with life
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you can bet yo pasty ass the spinster cat lady is happier than the incel because she has long realized dating isn't really her thing
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some people just ain't meant for dating it's something hard to accept in such a heteronormative society, but it's liberating once you do
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so, instead of crying because no woman wants to date you (because you're undateable), enjoy the perks of being single! there are plenty!
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for one, you can be selfish and childish and entitled all you want without hurting your partner! because you don't have one!
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for two, you know that dream you want to pursuit, but a partner (and kids) would only be in the way? DO IT! NO MATTER HOW ABSURD IT IS!
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WANNA OWN A BAJILLION IGUANAS? DO IT! OR OPEN A HALLOWEEN THEMED CANDY SHOP? DO IT! OR TATTOO "MOM'S BEST" IN YOUR BUTT? WEIRD, BUT DO IT!
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NO ONE'S GONNA SAY NO, OR SAY "THINK ABOUT THE KIDS"! OR EVEN SAY "BUT YOUR BUTT SHOULD REMAIN UNTATTOOED"! FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, SINGLE ONE!
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"but i still live wth my parents" YOU CAN LEAVE THEIR HOUSE WITHOUT NEEDING TO MARRY, YOU KNOW! FIND SOME FELLOW LOSERS AND RENT A HOME!
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in fact as soon as i get some life stability i'm gonna do it i'm gonna gather fellow weirdos and we're all gonna rent a place to live
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and yes i'm gonna adopt an iguana so you'll have to deal with me and mr. (or miss) lolsworth
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but i'm not gonna call myself "incel" because it's ridiculous i just gave up on romance instead and it's ok you should too, it's liberating!
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transform your "involuntary celibacy" in voluntary empowerment! stop lamenting that no one wants you (and what if they don't) and have fun!
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