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Light of my life, Today I traveled to Resistance headquarters. The pizza parlor basement was vibrating with activity. We are already planning the second round of attacks for the war on Christmas. We will win the battle on all fronts. Happy Holidays . #secondcivilwarletters
Dear heart, today we took a captive. We forced him to do hard labor. So far he has baked 75 gay wedding cakes. Adam and Steve's battle-side ceremony was beautiful, they thank you for the toaster. #secondcivilwarletters
Fire of My Soul, We had a stunning victory over the redcaps today. Our correspondences are rendered illegible by the opposition anytime we use words with more than three syllables. We call it the "Decasyllable Offensive" #secondcivilwarletters
Wife, Morale was low, as expected. It is a hard won battle when the foe has a lowness of character equal only to lowness of IQ, but we heartened quickly with a clever prank: we leaked our meeting would be at the "wall Mexico paid for" They search still #secondcivilwarletters
Just got back from hq, due to leak the takeover of America has been rescheduled for the 5th. Spread the word. But don’t let the maga brigade find out. General Soros is tired of rescheduling
My darling, today we lost many brave men in the battle of Tucson. The fought well but finally gave in to the insanity of #operationbackyardbrawl. Tomorrow we were planning to take out the manufacturing capacity of the maga gear
Are you going to Janelle Monae's USO show tonight?
My Darling, have no fears for our rations. We eat well every day, while the other side is limited to 6 days a week from Chik-fil-a. #secondcivilwarletters
OMG, hilarious!!
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