My Darling, After a stunning victory at Bowling Green our unit refueled with hot cups of Covfefe. We received our updates From General M. Obama via microwave, so we were prepared for the sea of MAGA hats & ill-fitting khakis. Why have they no tailors? #secondcivilwarletters
-
-
Fire of My Soul, We had a stunning victory over the redcaps today. Our correspondences are rendered illegible by the opposition anytime we use words with more than three syllables. We call it the "Decasyllable Offensive"
#secondcivilwarlettersPokaż ten wątek -
Wife, Morale was low, as expected. It is a hard won battle when the foe has a lowness of character equal only to lowness of IQ, but we heartened quickly with a clever prank: we leaked our meeting would be at the "wall Mexico paid for" They search still
#secondcivilwarlettersPokaż ten wątek
Koniec rozmowy
Nowa rozmowa -
-
-
Just got back from hq, due to leak the takeover of America has been rescheduled for the 5th. Spread the word. But don’t let the maga brigade find out. General Soros is tired of rescheduling
- Koniec rozmowy
Nowa rozmowa -
-
-
My darling, today we lost many brave men in the battle of Tucson. The fought well but finally gave in to the insanity of
#operationbackyardbrawl. Tomorrow we were planning to take out the manufacturing capacity of the maga gearDziękujemy. Twitter skorzysta z tych informacji, aby Twoja oś czasu bardziej Ci odpowiadała. CofnijCofnij
-
-
-
Are you going to Janelle Monae's USO show tonight?
Dziękujemy. Twitter skorzysta z tych informacji, aby Twoja oś czasu bardziej Ci odpowiadała. CofnijCofnij
-
-
-
My Darling, have no fears for our rations. We eat well every day, while the other side is limited to 6 days a week from Chik-fil-a.
#secondcivilwarletters - Koniec rozmowy
Nowa rozmowa -
-
-
OMG, hilarious!!
- Pokaż odpowiedzi
Nowa rozmowa -
Wydaje się, że ładowanie zajmuje dużo czasu.
Twitter jest przeciążony lub wystąpił chwilowy problem. Spróbuj ponownie lub sprawdź status Twittera, aby uzyskać więcej informacji.

