I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl face at the park today.
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Nothing is too BIG to FAIL -Rome
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You know.. I've never EVEN ONCE... seen someone fall because of a banana. :(
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I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon. #lazy
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Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. - Portal Fact Sphere
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You can't set water on fire just because you rolled a critical. #outofcontextDND
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Facts. 🥰
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In which month do cats meow the least? February - it's the shortest month.
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Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.
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My house is haunted guys. Somehow the toilet paper mysteriously got replaced properly and it wasn't me that did it.
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My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
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How do astronauts blow their noses?
Easy... it's snot rocket science.
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Someone called me lazy today.
I almost replied... ;)
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According to the World Health Organization, about 92 percent of the world's population breathes polluted air.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells. :D :D :D
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"Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And the witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat... that's the key." - Geralt - Witcher 3
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Another day has come and gone and I still haven't used algebra.
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You know as bad as those things are at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me - Bill #TheLastofUs #videogames
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There is a difference between knowing the road and walking on it - The Matrix
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People say being a server is a bad job
But hey, it puts food on the table!
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Either get busy living, or get busy dying - The Shawshank Redemption
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What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?
A Thor foot.
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When people ask if they can get me anything, I always ask for a jetpack.
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
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I love that super cute thing you do where you don't text me back for hours. Adorable.
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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament.....
But you know...good players are really hard to find.
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What does December have that other months dont have?
The letter D.
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Campground bathrooms are always behind the times.
They're all past tents.
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Why call it a building if it's already been built?
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How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
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My brother asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said no I didn't know he could.
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The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when they fill out a job application form.
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What rhymes with orange.
No it doesn't.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake - GLaDOS Portal #videogames
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Id terrorize the South Seas! I'd torture the living! I'd demolish the er.. What I meant to say was I'd use it to pet kittens #MonkeyIsland
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True fact: Before the crowbar was invented...
Most crows drank at home
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I need to remind myself: if it is supposed to happen, it will.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code....
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It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when someone tries to correct you on something you clearly know more about.
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