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Had crown preps for 3 teeth (re-dos). They use a miserable evil string called hemodent that retracts the gums. Both bitter and painful, it's like having an army of tiny scorpions stinging your gums, repeatedly and for a inordinate amount of time. Dentistry is fun!
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Can I Uber Eats some conversation hearts?
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Amy Malkoff proslijedio/la je Tweet
Conservatives who are crying about the
#SuperBowl halftime show being “provocative”, but support a man who brags about grabbing and assaulting women need to shut the fuck up.Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
"She looks amazing for 50!" and "I can't believe she can do that at 50!" are indeed ageist and sexist, even if you mean them to be complimentary, and/or you are a woman. Stop it.
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Amy Malkoff proslijedio/la je Tweet
Friend: Do you wanna come with me to Australia? Me: Ah sorry, I cant take off work Friend: I’m just nervous because they say everything there is trying to kill you Me: *suddenly holding a packed suitcase* We should get to the airport early
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Being superstitious is ridiculous; being performatively superstitious is worse.
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I was gonna quote some good parts of
@mariabamfoo's new special, "Weakness Is The Brand", but THE WHOLE THING IS SO AMAZING SEE IT NOW NOW NOW. It is masterful.https://youtu.be/kTonHSCdChsHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Guy in 34 degree weather wearing an American flag hoodie, long jorts and flip flops is the hero we need.
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"Why are people on Twitter so awful to each other?" asks @cutesyfakename
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If you ever feel like you need to reach out to a celeb or notable person and tell them to "shut up and sing" or "I just want to hear you entertain - leave the politics out of it!", take a moment, deep breath, and kindly STFU. They are not your dancing monkey.
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Amy Malkoff proslijedio/la je Tweet
Republican Senators know — he did it — it’s impeachable — they’d have impeached Obama for it — Trump will do it again — the republic is threatened And don’t care.
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A dream replayed for me the time years ago when my car was broken into, the dashboard CRACKED IN HALF, to get at and steal the stereo...which didn't work. Good times.
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Amy Malkoff proslijedio/la je Tweet
Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.pic.twitter.com/GcAhhONDHY
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Amy Malkoff proslijedio/la je Tweet
These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies
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I don’t understand why people say ‘I’m in a real pickle’ like it’s a bad thing; I’d friggin love to be in a real pickle, so cozy and safe. Plus you have access to a delicious tangy pickle whenever you want. What time is it? It’s pickle time baby!
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Relating to this upstate NY weather forecast a little too much...pic.twitter.com/xf9RiWHwwh
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They're saying prayers on the Senate floor. Maybe one of the "oppressed Christians" can explain this to me...
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Coconut earl grey. That's the tweet.
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Oh my goodness - it's my favorite drink!https://twitter.com/chezspence/status/1222023082740797442 …
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Amy Malkoff proslijedio/la je Tweet
"Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation." — the three most important factors in choosing the right cave, if you're a bat
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