things I do before 8:30am in 2021: hit the snooze button
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I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????
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Thank god my new job is fully remote and I just commute from bed to desk!!! Ps. We're hiring! Find open roles at
@builtbyeverest (software engineers, I'm looking at you). I wasn't told to write this, I'm just in charge of hiring and want to make my life easier lol <3 pls help!Show this thread -
I'm muting this bc y'all really have me working at 10pm. Here's a list of all the roles we're currently looking to fill. Please email hello@everest.agency with any questions as my DMs must return to their intended purpose (marriage proposals from bots). https://www.notion.so/everestagency/We-re-Hiring-fb8cb1cf07624d42b5ca7c10dadb755f …
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Please. Stop. The ptsd is too much to bear.
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The CIA couldn't get you your coffee?
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They always got my order wrong
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I can't believe you walked places in heels. My feet hurt just reading that.
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It's my one true joy and passion in this life
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