Alyssa Vance

@alyssamvance

Berkeley, CA
rationalconspiracy.com
Joined January 2013
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    Mar 25

    I remember when I thought these people wouldn’t stoop to mocking children whose friends were murdered in a massacre. No matter your political beliefs, we must agree this behavior is heinous.

    Hollywood Agent's Office: SECRETARY: "Central Casting called. They're looking for a Damien, Children of the Corn, Hitler Youth-type to cast in a flick about an Orwellian future where fear and emotionalism is used to subjugate a free people." AGENT: "Nailed it!"
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    Mar 24

    Oh, GRU

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    Feb 22

    1. Apologize to children when you are wrong. 2. Do not assume you're smarter than a child simply because you're older. 3. Say thank you to children when they do something for you or others. 4. Admit when you've made a mistake and admit it openly to them. 5. Listen to children.

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    Feb 15

    The American penal system heightens and promotes racial strife in an environment where racial loyalty may be required to survive, thus encouraging overt racism, particularly in persons with long-standing tendencies.

    Is there such a thing as a “Mexican dream” not counting the aspiration to be an operative for one of the big drug cartels?
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    Jan 12

    ., I don't know you, and I don't know if you were trying to operate in good faith, but this is not how it works. Your discredited, sloppy work cannot be disowned as a "tiny component" of your larger case. You undermined yourself in a serious way.

    A few thoughts from me:
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    13 Dec 2017

    hot scoop only chuck and mike are good enough to tell this story i hope they pick it up

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    24 Dec 2017

    Update: Santa just got arrested on charges of ties to Fetullah Gulen

    confirms has arrived over Istanbul, Turkey. wants to express his thanks for all the children who left out the wonderful Turkish coffee, he said it helps with his long Christmas flight
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    23 Dec 2017

    Dear - your OS has a global spellcheck that autocorrects names of medications to names of different medications, eg "duloxetine" to "fluoxetine", without telling the user. Some clinics inexplicably continue to use MacBooks. Please fix this before someone gets hurt.

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    19 Dec 2017

    The day before the asteroid hits, people will still be writing thinkpieces called "But What About The Metaphorical Asteroid...Of Capitalism? Or Did I Just Blow Your Mind?"

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  10. 18 Dec 2017

    Friend insisted that they wanted to buy a poster version of my Trump-Russia diagram. Now on sale, $18 for medium, $25 for large.

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    17 Dec 2017

    This is your annual reminder that economics was first called "the dismal science" by someone who didn't like what economists had to say... namely by Thomas Carlyle in 1849 calling for the return of slavery, which most economists of that time strongly opposed. (H/T Econlog.)

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  12. 23 Nov 2017

    I made this diagram to explore the relationship between Donald Trump and Russia. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone :) Zoomable version:

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    8 Oct 2017

    It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

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  14. 26 Aug 2017

    Interesting links I posted to Facebook over the last year. Now published in one place on my blog.

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    31 Jul 2017

    As someone who works on potential risks from advanced AI: it is *so incredibly* annoying and counterproductive to see this kind of media.

    June 15: El Reg: Facebook tried teaching bots art of negotiation Aug 1: The Sun: ARE MACHINES TAKING OVER?
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    31 Jul 2017

    I wish to make it clear to all that we in AI alignment agree on sacking everyone reporting the FB-shuts-down-talking-AI story.

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    2 May 2017

    "Mayor Greg Scharff called permitting startups in homes a 'radical, radical departure from what we do in Palo Alto'" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Palo Alto City Council "affirms coders' rights in zoning code; stops short of allowing startups in homes"
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    9 Apr 2017

    The "S" in IoT stands for Security

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    19 Jan 2017

    Republicans are turning nationalist. Democrats are turning socialist. Maybe if we combine them we can appeal to both. Oh, wait...

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    11 Jan 2017

    Ladbrokes is offering even odds on Trump leaving office before the end of his first term.

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