Since there was no SNL this week to clown the debate, I just watched this TikTok four hundred times
Alyssa
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Last night, I was asked if I’d buy back AR-15s and AK-47s.
I said, “Hell yes.”
If you’re with me, RT.
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Pete Buttigieg: "If we want to get the results that we expect for our children, we have to support and compensate the teaching profession.
"Respect teachers the way we do soldiers and pay them more like the way we do doctors." abcn.ws/DemDebate #DemDebate
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Walmart is not a gun-free zone. Some customers said they were armed. Yet at least 19 Walmart shoppers were killed, dozens more were injured, and the shooter was taken into custody without being shot.
#ElPasoShooting
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Oh my gosh look! It’s Megan Rapinoe at the White House! It’s almost like it’s just the guy who lives there NOW she doesn’t feel like visiting. “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.” Thank you for your leadership,
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gooooob morning. the human is working from home today. but i require attention. so i’m going to sit in their lap. and randomly press buttons on their computer. until they give up
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WELL GUYS it's almost midnight and my new song “ME!” featuring @brendonurie of @panicatthedisco will be out. In other news, the VIDEO will be out too and I can’t wait to watch live with you (and answer some questions) as it premieres on @YouTube 
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Sort of curious to see how President Trump handles April Fools Day on Twitter... Does he tell the truth?
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occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch
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apparently. we lost an entire hour of sleep the other night. which is rude. so to get my revenge. i will be sleeping all day every day. for the rest of the year
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Well here goes the rest of your night everybody twitter.com/wwwdotyoutube/
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My #1 NYT bestselling novel HOPELESS is on sale for only .99 cents today! amzn.to/2BKjVfo
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i helped put tiny lights. all around my tree fren steven. and now that it’s nighttime. he is fabulous
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there is a tree. growing inside the house. it wasn’t here earlier. but it’s here now. the human doesn’t seem concerned. so i think its our family now. he will be my veggie fren. and i shall call him steven
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March 8 - Captain Marvel
March 29 - Dumbo
May 3 - Avengers 4
May 24 - Aladdin
June 21 - Toy Story 4
July 5 - Spider-Man: Far From Home
July 19 - The Lion King
August 9 - Artemis Fowl
November 22 - Frozen 2
December 20 - Star Wars Episode IX
Disney 2019:
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