Alyssa Palermo  

@alyssa_palermo

My tweets are usually nonsense but sometimes mildly interesting // Spend most of my time at as a ~community strategist~ 👻 & 📷: apalermo427

Brooklyn, New York
Joined April 2009

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  1. Jun 8

    . and I wrote Internet Brunch today! We're cool. 😎

  2. Jun 4

    was boss. 💥 Also our lovers share the same name. ❤️

  3. May 31
  4. May 31

    But we'll take matters into our own hands. I plan to sign an executive order maintaining New York City’s commitment to the Paris Agreement.

  5. May 31

    Someone just threw BBQ kettle cooked chips from behind me and it was literally the best excuse I've ever had to down chips in my life.

  6. May 19

    Somehow compliments from female strangers count 1000x more than any compliment a male could give. Thank you girl on the F this morning. 😊

  7. Apr 25

    i can't breathe this is so funny

  8. Apr 21
  9. Apr 21
  10. Apr 20

    now i finally understand why everyone been talking about 13 reasons why

  11. Apr 18
  12. Apr 18
  13. Apr 17

    🎶 Just stop looking for love. Girl, you still got time 🎶 -

  14. Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

  15. Apr 4

    Just cried my eyes out for a SECOND time watching . One of the best finales I've seen maybe ever.

  16. Apr 3

    Our Twitter bot is live! Tweet with 2 emojis for your custom hero 😍👼

  17. Feb 26

    I just screamed into the void at John Legend's performance.

  18. Feb 26
  19. Feb 26

    WHY DIDNT EVERYONE LOVE MOANA AS MUCH AS I DID

  20. Feb 12

    I. Love. Her. She is the most authentic human.

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