Alysia Caringi

@alysiacaringi

Things I was too embarrassed to post on Facebook.

Denver, CO
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  1. Jun 8

    Anyone know why the entire cherry creek trail smells like farts?

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    Jun 7

    I long for eternal frost and black winters.

    6 replies 482 retweets 980 likes
  3. May 26

    My life after every human interaction.

    My emails.
    1 like
  4. Retweeted
    May 26

    Hello internet! Denver Startup Week is coming up, and we need your votes! Please vote for our talk here:

    2 retweets 2 likes
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    May 25

    Can't stop watching this. The jacket adjustment after shoving that guy out of the way has perfect comedic timing.

    0:10
    Did Trump just shove another NATO leader to be in the front of the group?
    597 replies 5,521 retweets 18,633 likes
  6. May 15

    "They’ll think I invited them to coffee because I have a crush on them."

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    May 9

    The only person I'd trust as new Director of FBI is fictional character Fox Mulder.

    520 replies 5,529 retweets 17,066 likes
  8. May 6

    People who FaceTime in public: why?

  9. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    , turning up the heat! ...

    1 retweet 4 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Amazon S3 engineers rn

    12 replies 985 retweets 1,707 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    Hope

    1 reply 126 retweets 223 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    👇🏻

    1,280 replies 44,889 retweets 96,478 likes
  13. Feb 19

    "Republicans, where’s your backbone? Congressional GOP members must take a stand, not stay silent"

  14. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    Dear Congress: You realize you can still cut taxes, uninsure the sick, and run up debts with Pence as President, right? Just sayin'.

    97 replies 858 retweets 3,154 likes
  15. Feb 17

    appalling.

  16. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    "If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it." |

    33 replies 1,535 retweets 3,154 likes
  17. Feb 10

    "The problem isn’t immigration—far from it. The problem isn’t offshoring or taxes or regulation. It’s technology."

  18. Feb 7

    "They say sunlight is the best disinfectant. But it also allows you to see whether the emperor has any clothes."

  19. Retweeted
    Feb 6

    ANY NEGATIVE VIEWS ON GOATS ARE FAKE NEWS

    47 replies 2,463 retweets 4,765 likes
  20. Feb 3

    We don't feel anything.

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