..... Fucking really
Customer: I see God gave you a little more cushion for the pushin'...
Me: *walks to the backroom*

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I think he was drunk

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spits, in, drink. coffee cloud creates something. Thats a pokemon, better catch him
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right?!
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that's when you respond with I see God forgot to give you brains
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oh I know! Not all guys are gross like that.
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oh geez, I'd spike that persons coffee with every manner of excrement
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come to find out he had 2 empty vodka bottles where he was sitting!
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