Guy broke up with me. Few days later asked me for relationship advice with his new girlfriend #awkwardbreakup
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@always_be D'oh! You could've told him opposite things! "Scoff at whatever she says that's not about sportsball. Chicks LOVE that!" -
@Abashima "I loved the way you made me pay for everything. All the time. Like I was your mom. Chicks dig that" hahaha
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@always_be "And don't forget to use 'chicks' a LOT! She'll love being infantilized and referred to in the third person at the same time!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@always_be "And, finally, here's your post-breakup dictionary. Because 'infantilized'. And 'third person'."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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