Who’s had Grolsch beer from a bottle before? A thread of epiphany...
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There are many theories out there about why Asahi Breweries (the owner of Grolsch) continue to use swingtop bottle caps for this beer.
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Many claim that it’s to allow a quicker and more air tight seal after filling. Others claim it’s nothing more a marketing gimmick. Friends, I have stumbled upon the truth.
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As I took a swig from my bottle of Grolsch while taking a shower, and preparing to shampoo my rapidly receding hair, I got to thinking about where in the shower I would place my beer so it didn’t get any shower water or shampoo soap on it.
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And it dawned on me that after resealing the bottle with the swingtop cap, location didn’t matter. It was protected from all possible contamination from water or shampoo.
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And that’s when I realised that Grolsch beer is the absolute best shower beer BY DESIGN. Hear me out, beer snobs who will “bUt ItS A mAiNsTrEaM bEeR” me...
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1. Grolsch is plentiful. It can be found in most grocery stores and most liquor stores. 2. Grolsch is tasty. It’s a refreshing, crispy, crushable Pilsner that packs a pleasant 5%ABV, thus is a day drinker 3. It’s global. Grolsch is everywhere. I’ve had it in 6 countries.
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All of these are by design. And when you add the swingtop, it is impervious to your forcefully misdirected shower spray, and stray blobs of flying shampoo lather.
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So next time you want shower beer, get Grolsch. By design, it is THE BEST shower beer in existence.
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