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I may not speak Portuguese, but I’m still jazzed for the new Iron Chef Brazil on Vá Cozinha!
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Dear QQ fans, we’ll be back tomorrow night (Tuesday) at 7 pm eastern. On the menu, this smoked tomato sandwich and whatever whips up in the beverage department.
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Hack sidestepped. Thanks for your support.
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Good morning. My Instagram account is in the process of being hacked. Don’t know if Twitter will be next so…if you see anything at all on this account in the next 24 hours, it’s not me. Thank you and have a lovely day.
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All I can say is that I’m crushed that there isn’t a planet made of delicious sausage.
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Frustration is just arrogance leaving my body.
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Where has Ian Dury been all my life?
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60…how the heck did that happen? Thanks to all of you for the good wishes.
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Hey Food Fans, we’re coming to a theatre near you with a holiday variant of Beyond The Eats with a sprinkling of seasonal merriment. Tickets on sale today. Visit AltonBrownLive.com for tickets. #AltonBrownLive
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In fact…I’m done with “fine dining” in general.
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I will never fall for a “prix fixe” menu ever again.
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Tonight’s secret ingredient!
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With the return of “Iron Chef,” hosted by @altonbrown, @MarcusCooks and @mingtsai face off with two different recipes — but only judge @niloumotamed decides the winner!
Get both the recipes here: gma.abc/3olEIOO
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can @altonbrown and @KristenLKish host everything? I didn’t know Iron Chef could get better than it already was
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Thank you, Mr. Kang, for giving the new Iron Chef such a thoughtful examination.
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I don't get to do these kinds of articles often but here it is. My take on the latest version of Iron Chef on @netflix twitter.com/Eater/status/1…
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Yes, it's time to finally get that air fryer. trib.al/KhZXkIN
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Finally…my legacy.
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Once again, @altonbrown comes to the rescue! BRILLIANT! Thank you Alton
Alton Brown's Plastic Wrap Trick Makes Coating Bundt Cake Pans Easy - Tasting Table apple.news/A8b-jkMMHTdWM0
Alton Brown's Plastic Wrap Trick Makes Coating Bundt Cake Pans Easy - Tasting Table apple.news/A8b-jkMMHTdWM018
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The confit vs fat poaching explanations from @altonbrown is the most Alton Browniest thing so far in #IronChef on @netflix
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“No tooth, no proof!”
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When there’s no tooth, there’s no proof. It’s just that simple!
If Chief Brody and “Scientist” Hooper feel the need to make the beaches safe then I encourage them to do what they have to, but those beaches will be remain open for this weekend!
#FourthOfJulyWeekend
#BeachesOpen
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Guys, this is my favorite grill, and a great deal to boot.
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With the 4th of July right around the corner, this is our idea of a fireworks show. 
Head to PKGrills.com to save up to $100 during our Independence Day sale!
Head to PKGrills.com to save up to $100 during our Independence Day sale!
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Someone please come grab @altonbrown it’s been 4 days and he hasn’t stopped monologuing inside our fridge. We had to throw away all our dairy and produce. He’s explaining chateaubriand now. I’m worried.
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I’m finally the king of…tongues.
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Such a blast seeing fans post from around the world.
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On this day in Amity history, a summer girl went swimming. She went out a little far, she tired, and a fishing boat came along.
Unfortunately these things have happened before. Remember to monitor alcohol intake before swimming and watch out for boat propellers! #SafetyFirst 
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Join me on Saturday night for Party with the Pitmasters
Sat • Jun 25 • 7:30 PM - tickets still available - access via the link: ilaniresort.com/ilani-bbqfest.
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Hey Portland, I’ll be grilling (and smoking) some of my favorite foods this weekend at the ilani BBQ Fest, which is on June 24th-26th. More info at ilanibbqfest.com.
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If you guys aren’t Kristen Kish fans, we can’t be friends.
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Stay hungry, my friend.
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Why are there only 8 episodes of #IronChef? It was just an amuse-bouche that’s aroused my appetite without beddin’ her back down.
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