Kevin Conboy

@alternatekev

I design stuff

Denver
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Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Jun 2016

    Everything about Muppet Babies is from an ayahuasca fever dream.

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  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    self-destructive in a gentle way

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    Disney trying to copyright the deity Loki sounds like a sitcom-level ridiculous way to actually be cursed by the actual god Loki

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  4. Jun 19

    Blink tag

    Tell me when you first used the Web without giving a date.
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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    Shout out to the summer breeze, makin' me feel fine and blowin' through the jasmine in my mind and whatnot.

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    Jun 18

    They build their own Hells.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 16

    one day i'll get used to existing

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    Jun 16

    To my fellow introverts: our worst nightmare has become reality. Small talk has returned.

    170 replies 390 retweets 4,955 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    deleting dating apps to meet someone the old fashioned way (long spaghetti noodle)

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    Jun 12

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    Jun 12

    i always assume no one likes me and proceed from there

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    Jun 12

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  13. Jun 11

    I have a Green Day joke but do you have the time?

    I have an Alanis Morissette joke but you oughta know.
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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 11

    telling a 4yo that this object is called a square is a great way to ruin both of your days

    speed square
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    Jun 11

    Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    our 2yo has started asking if we're "in of" various foods, as the opposite of being "out of" things, demonstrating the sort of linguistic logic that is going to get him absolutely nowhere in english

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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    the beauty of capitalism is that everyone, both individuals and investment firms alike, have equal opportunity in the market. if you save up your wages and want to buy a house in your hometown, you can simply outbid blackrock when they buy an entire subdivision of 65,000 homes

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Funny how price increases are blamed on modest wage increases instead of executive compensation

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    Jun 9

    Oh no... Oh yes! (with apologies to )

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    I had forgotten that the main outside activity is just capitalism

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    Jun 3

    how grimes thinks AI works: peace, utopia how AI actually works: we trained a neural network to make workout playlists from smartwatch data and it learned racism somehow

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