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Mar 13, 2019

Today, this account is celebrating the TWO year anniversary of the Trump administration summons of this twitter account We made an"updated" montage for the occasion to comemorate Don't forget to donate to the

@ACLU

. You never know when you will need them. Happy Summonsversary

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$5 says kellyanne wrote this herself

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#TuckFrump

@realTuckFrumper

Kellyanne Conway Is the Hottest Bachelorette in DC Right Now With Men Lining Up to Take Her Out politicalflare.com/2023/04/kellya

Yeah, she is the hottest bachelorette in the villages

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#TuckFrump

@realTuckFrumper

Kellyanne Conway Is the Hottest Bachelorette in DC Right Now With Men Lining Up to Take Her Out politicalflare.com/2023/04/kellya

If you have not see

destroy

& calling him out on his lies, here is a summary of the interview:

Matt taibbi

is a useful idiot who can stop end the pain he is feeling today by just admitting to everyone he needed a little bit of that 1% cash, trading his soul for it and is now in a predicament because he can’t go back.

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Hey Tennessee house speaker Cameron Sexton

@CSexton25

. How hard was it for you to resist the urge to wear your klan hood while presiding over the whites circus? Side question: do you smell like rotten wet drift wood? Just curious

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Matt Haberman Taibbi gets his ass handed to him for being a sellout propaganda d-bag

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Mehdi Hasan

@mehdirhasan

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Me: "It's just error after error, Matt?" @mtaibbi: "Well, that is an error." Watch me confront Matt Taibbi with multiple, unacknowledged, and glaring mistakes in his Twitter Files reporting. Full @MehdiHasanShow interview later tonight. Preview:

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So people are buying

beer to make tiktoks showing how they are boycoting

@Budweiser

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ProPublica

@propublica

Apr 6

For decades, Justice Clarence Thomas has secretly accepted luxury trips from a major Republican donor, newly obtained documents and interviews show. The extent and frequency of these apparent gifts to Thomas has no known precedent in modern SCOTUS history... 🧵👇

Left: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas in October 2022. He is seated with his fellow SCOTUS justices {not pictured]. Right: Harlan Crow in October 2015. He is photographed seated in what appears to be a room in his home.

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What a dick

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Christopher Webb

@cwebbonline

Apr 5

No concession call from WI Supreme Court candidate Dan Kelly to winner, Janet Protasiewicz, last night. And they say women are too emotional. Kelly’s vindictive concession speech confirms Wisconsin voters made the right decision. A judge’s temperament matters. “This was the… Show more

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Tweet of the night

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tCb

@thomas__barker

Perfect execution

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LeGate

@williamlegate

TRUMP FINGERPRINTS LEAKED FROM NYPD

Trumps lawyer explaining the baseball tweet as trump was displaying an American made bat and nothing else

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Stormy Daniels

@StormyDaniels

Y'all keep saying "cum dumpster" like it's a bad thing.

It's definitely more fun being under my sexy man instead of under arrest.

Melania in Florida at the moment

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out there in CNN saying he is sad trump is a grandfather blablabla, maintaining his relationship with Jared Kushner and ivanka… something that rhymes with duckolding

Marjorie Taylor green lasted 2 minutes in nyc 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Christopher Webb

@cwebbonline

Not exactly the MAGA welcome mat Marjorie Taylor Greene expected. It’s NYC, not the boonies. #TrumpArraignment

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Trump just sent this. Read the last sentence. He knows there is an obstruction charge coming. Also talking about the wife of the guy investigating him here too…..

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The trump admin came after me in 2017. I am not a billionaire. I didn’t ask for a penny from anyone ( thank you

@ACLU

). Billionaire asking for millions for his defense for a peepee money case

Trump wants the DA to indict himself lol. Bringing out the DA’s wife is not going to go well

If you zoom in, it is the inbreds parade

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Brick Suit

@Brick_Suit

President Trump returns to New York

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Look at how many unemployed people free to do what they want during the day in Florida mooching off socialism

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Eric Trump

@EricTrump

Unbelievable support for miles as we depart to New York!

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Did he slip and say “president fraud” while defending trump ?

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chris evans

@notcapnamerica

I know he ain’t say what I think he said

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Blow jobs are frowned upon on twitter. Just saying

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

we're a couple hours away from Fox livestreaming paint drying at Trump Tower

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Sarah huckabee is asking for socialism

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders

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For someone who couldn’t find a camera he didn’t like, the trump team is opposing cameras in the courtroom.

Birds migrating.

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Chuck Callesto

@ChuckCallesto

NOTHING TO SEE HERE: Just a fleet of UFOs flying over some Middle Eastern country.. ANYONE WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS?

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Most of the mad a lardo weddings are Age gap weddings.

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Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

Nothing quite like a Mar-a-Lago wedding.

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You can actually see her brain hurt

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Optimistic Lizard

proud to be a LIBERAL

@rex197878

MTG has absolutely no clue what she's saying

Russian proxy war? Always conspiracy theories

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The creativity here 😭🤣

I think this is the best thread on twitter, ever.

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0xDesigner

@0xDesigner

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results

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Manhattan DA's counsel says House GOP collaborating with Trump

Manhattan DA's counsel says House GOP collaborating with Trump. How is this an ok thing?

abcnews.go.com

The counsel for Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg emailed House Republicans Friday, telling them to back down from their investigation into Bragg’s office

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Blue Texan (Woke)

@TurnTexas_Blue

Thursday: I will end Socialism in Arkansas. Friday: Tornado. Saturday: I need Federal Assistance.

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So the man who exfoliates and moisturizes has a fragile masculinity

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PatriotTakes

@patriottakes

Man claims “wokeness” in Target’s boys section is “destroying masculinity” after discovering various shirts with rainbows including one with a cloud hula hooping a rainbow and a tropical themed shark shirt.

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Idiot taunting a moose. Watch until the end

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This is from the list of book “approved” by the

@GovRonDeSantis

Florida Board of Education for 9th and 12 grade. This is part of their official document. When you see it.

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At least she didn’t say she is still a virgin and it was divine intervention

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New York Post

@nypost

624192358-B-E-S-T-Approved-Reading-Titles.pdf

Georgia woman gives birth in toilet: ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant’ trib.al/rseDpoX

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This is not April fools. It is a real document form the real Florida department of education : fill doc drive.google.com/file/d/1XYEkle

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This is from the list of book “approved” by the @GovRonDeSantis Florida Board of Education for 9th and 12 grade. This is part of their official document. When you see it.

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