aloria  

@aloria

Free range security jerk by day, AppSec professor by night. she/her/hers. Clinically depressed and still well dressed.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2007.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. srp 2018.

    This is my first post and not my best writing, but I finally got it out. My dad died 6 months ago. I wrote about it.

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    prije 19 sati

    kids these days DO NOT KNOW THE STRUGGLE

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  3. prije 22 sata

    Hello yes please I’d like some right now thank you

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  4. 4. velj

    This is February, the month of my OG badass dad’s accident + coma + death, so you’re going to see a lot of this. Unfollow or mute as you see fit.

    My father had the best response to the “if you can’t afford kids, don’t have them” argument: I’ll pray you never fall on hard times.
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    My father had the best response to the “if you can’t afford kids, don’t have them” argument: I’ll pray you never fall on hard times.

    With his handmade key chains that go for $5 each, this 8-year-old boy raised $4,015 to erase the lunch debt of students from his school and six others.
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  6. 4. velj

    I Am Bread

    Your gender is the last game that you have bought.
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  7. 3. velj

    I mean, kudos to the mother who took baby home when it started crying, but IF IT STILL HAS A SOFT SPOT, DON’T TAKE IT TO A BAR

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    “I will die on the “don’t take infants to dive bars” hill” part 2: A homeless woman walked in screaming, pulled down her panties, and tried to pee on the floor; 10 minutes later a couple are rocking a baby in a stroller and drinking IPAs.

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  9. 3. velj

    I have a “use it or lose it” memory and at a previous job, I’d get bitched at every time I couldn’t remember something or find it on our labyrinthine Confluence because “you should know this already.” Folks should be happy when people ask questions rather than faking it.

    Tweet je nedostupan.
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    3. velj

    If you enjoyed , be sure to check out this upcoming event in Berkeley! Awesome program of experts across security & privacy! 🙌🏻

    Reimagine for All at Annual Symposium March 6 . Get your ticket now, it will sell out. Amazing experts, cyber career networking fair, Athena Awards. Join us if you want to protect people, infrastructure, democracy.
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  11. 2. velj

    Yeah, we get it. You’re a nerd. A superior human being. If anyone dares to make fun of your obsession with Raspberry Pi or the extended Star Wars universe or anime or gaming, that’s mean, but it’s okay to hate on sportsball because someone was mean to you in gym class.

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    1. velj

    just saw a Bloomberg ad where he goes into a deli and orders a “chopped cheese with extra soft fries” , then he asks if he can eat it in the bathroom. And he opens up the sandwich and he says “I’ve been eating like this for 40 years.” Then he tries to smile and says “I’m mike”

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    Finally, some good fucking news.

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    31. sij

    “like” and “um” are verbal cues that “this briefest of pauses is not the end of my thought” so they actually increase in the presence of a person you think will cut you off guess which group does the most cutting off and so hears them the most !!

    u kno when u were like 15 and u were talking to any adult man and you would say "like" in between a couple words and hed immediately start mocking your entire speech pattern and be like "like oh em gee lipgloss twilight!!" and you weren't allowed to punch him at all
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  15. 30. sij

    Anarcho-syndicalism is saner than Libertarianism; change my mind

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  16. 30. sij

    “cuck” and “sjw” easily fit in here, too.

    Triggered and Snowflake. Two cast-iron guarantees that the person speaking can be safely ignored. It's like a little wanker badge.
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  17. 30. sij

    Awww, fake Libertarians are such diaper babies.

    Awww Rand Paul had a hissy fit and stormed out of the Senate when the Chief Justice refused to out the whistleblower like Paul wanted to intimidate future whistleblowers who would come forward to talk of Trump's crimes:
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  18. 30. sij

    I’d like you better without bones

    what’s something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other
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    29. sij

    I made a goose that destroys your computer Download it free here:

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  20. 30. sij

    I have the weirdest boner right now

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    Bob Rossing a fucktup Apple
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    29. sij

    STEPHEN KING WRITING ABOUT LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND: The old man who ran the town dump communed with darkness. He kept a Hand of Glory in a 1982 Boston Bruins mug. Crows and bats were his to command. ME AFTER MOVING TO NEW ENGLAND: Jesus, I used to think Stephen King made shit up.

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