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Guy comes to my register to buy cookies shaped like ghosts Me: "Wow, these are really GHOUL!" I'm ready to be an embarrassing parent.
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Alondra Olivas Retweeted
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.
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Alondra Olivas Retweeted
I love LA
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Apparently these are coming back?!? WHATTTTTTT?!?!?

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There needs to be a "Pimp My Ride - Where Are They Now?" show.
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I just said "hey" at the end of a sentence in the form of a question...am I officially an Aussie now?
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You know it's getting hot in Phoenix when these guys start taking breaks from dancingpic.twitter.com/n4lz2HmCVo
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I don't recall eating corn...
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Any fellow gum swallowers out there?
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My fav is when dogs use their back leg to scratch their stomach while standing.
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After all these years I STILL don't know what to do with my hands while I'm standing.
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Every commercial here sounds like an Outback Steakhouse commercial.
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Vegemite...not good.
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If LA, San Diego and New York had an exotic beautiful baby with less people and traffic, that would be Sydney.

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I just slipped on a pencil in the most cartoon way possible. Like the whole one leg up in the air, arms waving everywhere for too long thing
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Alondra Olivas Retweeted
I LOVE LA
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