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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Oct 2016

    Guy comes to my register to buy cookies shaped like ghosts Me: "Wow, these are really GHOUL!" I'm ready to be an embarrassing parent.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don’t know how much I want. They don’t know my life. They don’t know what I’ve been through.

  3. Retweeted
    Jun 17

    I love LA

  4. Jun 11

    Apparently these are coming back?!? WHATTTTTTT?!?!? 🤤😍

  5. Jun 8

    There needs to be a "Pimp My Ride - Where Are They Now?" show.

  6. Jun 7

    I just said "hey" at the end of a sentence in the form of a question...am I officially an Aussie now?

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    You know it's getting hot in Phoenix when these guys start taking breaks from dancing

  8. May 25

    I don't recall eating corn...

  9. Apr 14
  10. Mar 26

    Any fellow gum swallowers out there?

  11. Mar 18

    My fav is when dogs use their back leg to scratch their stomach while standing.

  12. Mar 15
  13. Mar 6

    After all these years I STILL don't know what to do with my hands while I'm standing.

  14. Feb 24
  15. Feb 17
  16. Feb 5

    Every commercial here sounds like an Outback Steakhouse commercial.

  17. Jan 26

    Vegemite...not good.

  18. Jan 19

    If LA, San Diego and New York had an exotic beautiful baby with less people and traffic, that would be Sydney. ❤🇦🇺

  19. Jan 6

    I just slipped on a pencil in the most cartoon way possible. Like the whole one leg up in the air, arms waving everywhere for too long thing

  20. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    I LOVE LA

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