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    Al Murray‏Verified account @almurray Apr 25

    I spend ten minutes of Twitter and incel becomes a thing. What is it?

    11:01 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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      2. Brendon Hope‏ @BrendonHope Apr 26
        Replying to @almurray

        It’s when an ugly cunt who can’t get laid blames women and then becomes a Nazi apparently. Sort of like a souped up version of the Pub Landlord.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Al Murray‏Verified account @almurray Apr 26
        Replying to @BrendonHope

        The Guv don’t do soup

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Brendon Hope‏ @BrendonHope Apr 26
        Replying to @almurray

        Yeah. He’d definitely choose a prawn cocktail starter and a carvery.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Al Murray‏Verified account @almurray Apr 26
        Replying to @BrendonHope

        You know it. Bacon bits.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Brendon Hope‏ @BrendonHope Apr 26
        Replying to @almurray

        What pud?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Al Murray‏Verified account @almurray Apr 26
        Replying to @BrendonHope

        Crumble

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Brendon Hope‏ @BrendonHope Apr 26
        Replying to @almurray

        Good traditional British pud, second only to Black Forest gateau

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Al Murray‏Verified account @almurray Apr 26
        Replying to @BrendonHope

        This is after he’s been back for lamb seconds

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      2. Janey Godley‏Verified account @JaneyGodley Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        Involuntary celibacy or “nobody wants to Fuck a creepy guypic.twitter.com/wZBbdr3yOj

        4 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. Mike Finley‏ @MikeFinleyMusic Apr 25
        Replying to @JaneyGodley @almurray

        That's probably the most accurate and succinct description I've ever heard

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Reg Collett‏ @taterbapple Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        I'm in with the incel I'll go where the incel goes I'm in with the incel And I know what the incel knows... Bryan Ferry knew in 1974.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Stu Neville #FBPE‏ @stu_neville Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        Involuntary celibates. Blokes who can't get laid for love nor money and blame women as it's *clearly* their fault for not recognising the incel's amazing charisma, supremacist views and weaponry collections.

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      1. AreWeThereYet?‏ @NotInASilentWay Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        Shit version on excel with one cell. Very small, unimportant and vastly insecure.

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      1. Chris Hall‏ @spence_hall Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        A bunch of wankers from what I can see

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      2. Gareth Edwards #GTTO‏ @GarethEdwards77 Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        This screenshot will give you an idea of what they're about. 😟pic.twitter.com/ciCxpRoZrd

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Janine Jones‏ @Janeenie Apr 25
        Replying to @GarethEdwards77 @almurray

        Wtaf? That explains why they’re not getting any, ugly on the inside!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. T J MacJee‏ @TMacjee Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        INTER V CELTIC (INCEL) European cup final, 1967

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      1. GauntletBoy‏ @MrRenoDakota Apr 25
        Replying to @almurray

        Knock off spreadsheet software.

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      1. ron logan‏ @ronlogan1977 Apr 26
        Replying to @bally968 @almurray

        Chemistry students have no issue with pair bonding.

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