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@allyanncah

occasionally reality-prone

Camberville, MA
Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 18
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    it's kinda strange remarking on it to cishet friends because i don't know how to explain outside of "i just know". like THEM: that dude's really cute ME: i am 99% sure that man is queer as a football bat and i am completely unable to tell you why i feel this way

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    Dec 14

    wild that disney made a movie about a hot fat dom lesbian sea witch who dies desperately & unsuccessfully trying to use her witchcraft to prove to a straight girl that her father is a maniac & her bf only cares about her superficially

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  3. Dec 14

    i can't tell if is secretly recycling content or if he really hates that fucking fondue set that much

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  4. Retweeted
    Dec 6

    your house is on fire

    Just flying over N Atlantic 300 miles of ice. Global warming!
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  5. Retweeted
    Dec 1

    the government wants Martin Shkreli to hand over the Wu Tang album in forfeiture (!!!)

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  6. Retweeted
    Nov 27

    Sincere post genres, 2017: •I am crowdfunding for basic medical necessities •Hire this friend of mine who just lost their job on zero notice •Please call your congressional representative to voice your concern over the proposed Orphan Hunting Act

    17 replies 2,788 retweets 7,585 likes
  7. Nov 28

    how is it that cats can read you to filth just by blinking

  8. Nov 20

    lol, 's 8:40am flight from Philadelphia to Boston is flight no. 1776. i hope that was on purpose.

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  9. Nov 19

    our party almost lived up to the tourney name very quickly in 's TPK tournament last night but we managed to both survive (kinda) and have a blast meddling in the affairs of vampires. thanks, guys! (I'm definitely keeping a bodak in mind next time I run a campaign.)

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  10. Nov 18

    the tabletop community, in my experience, has always been more welcoming. there are still problems galore, but it's clear there's effort being made, and i appreciate that. we notice.

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  11. Nov 18

    speaking as a queer woman(ish) gamer, i have felt more comfortable and included at than i have at any other big gaming event so far, including a really good response from a game studio when i spoke up about something that bothered me.

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  12. Nov 17

    yo - this is uncool and srsly bummed me out. :( i know it's the potty humor deck and i'm 100% here for dick jokes and unicorn fetishes, but a rape joke is shitty and detracts from something that's otherwise wicked funny. love your games, pls consider reworking this card.

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    13 Nov 2016

    NAIL THE MONDAY MEETING -powerpoint slide of the food pyramid -if anyone reaches for donuts, blow whistle & shout "OFFSIDES" -glitterbomb!

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    Nov 9

    if I had a penny for how many times I have seen these *exact same* Moore apologists talk about the age of Muhammed’s wife like it’s a real hot and topical take and a reason to dismiss Islam

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  15. Nov 5

    yeah dude at cvs, i'm sure the female pharmacist has NO IDEA that generics are usually less expensive, please keep explaining it to her

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    Nov 2

    Stranger Things Stranger Things 2 Strangers and Things 2 Strange 4 Things 5 Things The Strange and the Things: Tokyo Drift Strangest 7

    975 replies 108,858 retweets 292,174 likes
  17. Nov 5

    "You can murder me all you want, just please don't cut my dick off." --

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  18. Nov 1

    *at self checkout lane* "please remove all bagged items" i didn't bring a bag and am trapped forever waiting to take my cheez-its home

  19. Oct 30

    shoutout to all the other queers who have mysteriously avoided sexually assaulting minors despite our orientations

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  20. Oct 28

    bad restaurant customers are like dollar store darth vader "I HAVE ALTERED YOUR YELP RATING PRAY I DO NOT ALTER IT ANY FURTHER"

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  21. Oct 21

    "Thank you for not flying Delta this morning." -- I hope this is in the employee handbook 'cause it made me laugh at 7:30 in the morning on a crowded plane

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