HecthorOS

@allonsykraken

iOS Developer . Family man. SuperWhoLockian. Hero of Time. An odd INTP. Sometimes goes by Tom Oliver.

TX ✈️ CA
krakendev.io
Joined May 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 11

    😱 No! How to Boop: 1. Take pointer finger 2. Aim at your target 3. Lightly/Lovingly poke said target. 4. Yell "BOOP" 5. Profit

    2 retweets 12 likes
  2. 10 hours ago

    fuck, for my entire career I've thought I was shitty at time management because of the last point here ()

    194 retweets 296 likes
  3. 18 hours ago

    First 2017 speaker: , Lead Software Engineer at More to come very soon!

    5 retweets 11 likes
  4. 18 hours ago

    New blog post! Backwards compatibility tips for iOS 10 today widgets

    9 retweets 28 likes
  5. Oct 13

    Coming soon to The Shabby Duckling: the pinkest there ever was 😊 💕

    2 retweets 1 like
  6. Oct 14

    I can't work today because this is all I can think about

    7,623 retweets 13,594 likes
  7. Oct 14 Pleasanton, CA

    I have to say, is possibly one of the best shows on TV right now. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much. ❤️

    1 like
  8. Oct 13 Pleasanton, CA

    PrediKit got featured again! Yay!

    Awesome Weekly #19 is out Featuring
    1 like
  9. Oct 13

    Anyone who likes this should know it was done by at

    It's complete. Might keep going but I think it's good enough to keep :P
  10. Oct 13

    It's complete. Might keep going but I think it's good enough to keep :P

    17 likes
  11. Oct 12 San Francisco, CA

    THIS

    I swear at least 1/4 of my job is being much better at using google to research things than everyone else.
    3 retweets 12 likes
  12. Oct 12 Pleasanton, CA

    OMG IT'S OUT! I saw a demo at and it looks borderline God-like.

    1k stars in less than 24h, pumped to see what people make with IGListKit
    3 retweets 7 likes
  13. Oct 11

    VENUE & DATES CONFIRMED 🎉 Details will be announced at (13th Oct) by

    10 retweets 15 likes
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      @HammerRenette

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      @DreamMastersSF

      Established in Sweden, now in San Francisco. We are a custom tattoo studio with the highest hygiene standard in the Bay Area.

  15. Oct 11 Pleasanton, CA

    This is the most beautifully written piece on "locker room talk" I've ever read.

    This is full of 🔥🔥🔥 on what /really/ gets discussed in locker rooms by /via
    1 like
  16. Oct 9

    cooper: do u pay taxes trump: no! cooper: so you dont trump: of course i do cooper: what trump: bernie sanders cooper: wait what trump: isis

    63,174 retweets 115,416 likes
  17. Oct 10

    ProTip: CG_CONTEXT_SHOW_BACKTRACE To debug CGContext issues like ‘invalid context 0x0’

    58 retweets 232 likes
  18. Oct 9 Pleasanton, CA

    OMIGAH THEY HAVE TRES LECHES CAKE . If you want to know a bit of my childhood go try it. 😍😍😍😍

    4 likes
  19. Oct 8

    That's...that's not how trains work.

    14,769 retweets 31,152 likes
  20. Oct 4

    I'm a computer science professor. I've taught a dozen programming classes that use java. I know it, thanks.

    145 retweets 667 likes
  21. Oct 8

    Code reviews are helpful because it's an opportunity to find defects, transfer knowledge, & crush the happiness out of your coworker's heart

    53 retweets 133 likes

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