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@allison_mick

Comic Mulatto. Dutch Oven Enthusiast (Both Kinds). Writing featured in

Oakland, CA
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Joined August 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Mar 2016

    You're not a "male feminist" if you only tell women about it

    13 replies 368 retweets 743 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    luke pee

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  3. 16 hours ago

    if Ayesha Curry wasn't married to Steph then she'd have been the first black Bachelorette

    1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
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  4. 16 hours ago

    if Ayesha Curry wasn't married to Steph she'd be tryna get her sorors involved some Herbalife shit like "it's multilevel marketing NOT a pyramid scheme"

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  5. Jul 16

    found some bachelor/toronto maple leafs fan fiction if anyone wants some

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  6. Jul 16

    As far as I can tell the Baldwin Hills Scenic Overlook only allows interracial couples. Into it.

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  7. Jul 16

    "life laugh love" word art in your kitchen is a racist dogwhistle bc it lets people know you are VERY into hwhite culture

    7 likes
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  8. Jul 15

    got 20 hours of sleep on saturday and slept til noon sunday so I'm well rested at work for the first time ever and is this how God feels?

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 12

    Life be sucking but if I died I’d miss it . So fuck it

    103 replies 21,439 retweets 69,724 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted by old men, and a "girl" as a grown professional trying to command respect. got it.

    222 replies 18,824 retweets 94,534 likes
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  11. Jul 11

    when your job involves manual labor, working out just seems like paying someone so you can work more

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  12. Jul 11

    It's so weird that when a woman is ugly it's usually based in ageism/racism/classism/anti-disability but when a man is ugly it's bc he's just fucking gross-looking.

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  13. Jul 11

    U.G.L.Y. = Ugh, [well] God Loves You!

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  14. Jul 11

    TED Talks are like ISIS videos that radicalize you about shit like mushrooms and farm to table fishing practices

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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    I’m penciling myself in for a Hot Girl Fall (too humid out right now)

    5 replies 422 retweets 2,282 likes
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  16. Jul 10

    55 years ago told me I should stop telling a joke bc it was beneath me. he was right but obvi I wasn't hearing it. I respect the hell out of him for trying to help a young comic be better. a lot of times what you need to hear isn't what you want to hear.

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  17. Jul 10

    unisex restrooms are a great way to find out that one of your coworkers has dick alopecia and is shedding hella pubes in the urinal

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    Hey - my writers are so inspired by you.

    8 replies 40 retweets 791 likes
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  19. Jul 10

    i'm crying i need this nowwww

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    Y’all 👏🏾 ain’t 👏🏾 ready. 👏🏾 premieres August 2 on .
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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    I'm calling it Pre-Cucked so my MRA friends still think I'm cool love is real everybody

    I'm engaged but I'm gonna pronounce it "en-gagged" so my misandrist friends still think I'm cool
    1 retweet 7 likes
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  21. Jul 9

    I'm engaged but I'm gonna pronounce it "en-gagged" so my misandrist friends still think I'm cool

    10 replies 1 retweet 36 likes
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