In the era of omnipresent surveillance, you have only one defense: psychological encryption and intrusion counter-measures
Your confidential discussions should be simultaneously incomprehensible and horrifyingly traumatizing to anyone who is not the intended recipient
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In ten years companies will hire the most degenerate furries to hide business secrets in layers and layers of owowutsdis and meta-ironical memeing, to maximize turnover among their government watchers
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They can bug your devices and record your actions, but will they survive the cognitobasilisk counterhack
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You will have achieved victory when the only way for an eavesdropper to figure out what’s really going on is to rewire one’s wetware in ways that inevitably lead to their defection to your side
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Anyway, this is why,, horny on main, is actually security culture awa
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Six months in, agent Smith realizes that the dangerous activist clique is actually just a kink chatroom, reconsiders his life, but decides to just get an alcohol addiction instead
Twelve months in, the kink chatroom drops dox on military corruption and a war crimes coverup
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When you get posted to China, you not only receive a disposable chromebook but also a large stash of almost illegal aphrodisiacs and deliriants
The people who volunteer to such projects are carefully kept out of view of American journalists
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Receiving a security clearance features a six-week training course on emojis alone
In 2031 the Unicode consortium, under pressure from intelligence agencies, removes 🍆
(Russia and China added it to their deep packet inspection blacklists years earlier)
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