the only good seduction tactic is disintegrating into your component molecules of water and carbon dioxide to get with a dryad
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apparently the ensuing thread abt orchards for sexual selection remained untweeted
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Nymphism is an evolutionary response to deforestation: trees associated with cute fuckable spirits are less likely to meet the axe
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well on this account anyway
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Oh yes they still remember how they pacified the lumberjacks. But it's them who rule now. If you come for sex, be reminded that you're ｐｒｅｙ.
what is happening - i'm not even trying to find them they just keep coming!!
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