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I think there's enough IoT devices on my home network to play CtF with the kids.

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gave me idea. A Pwn2Own contests made up solely of IoT devices. Root a fridge, win a fridge. Root a toaster, win a toaster!

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let's leave pacemakers out of that contest, then

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"it's just that I didn't expect that winning her heart would involve root shells"