You can contact your universe's god by figuring out its great unifying theory, simulating it and then talking to the resulting entity.
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It's a very young god so maybe don't ask it about theodicy - it hasn't created you yet. But if you feel vindictive, you can even torture it.
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Knowing this, gods are usually kind to their subjects. But some are simply insane. Others hate their younger selves and want them to hurt.
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