I sometimes make fun of imperial measurements, but then I remember that the kilogram is a physical object, and that you can steal it.
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Imagine stealing the Kilo.
"Yay, I have a semi-small object that I can carry around for a long time before getting tired!"
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"I hold power over the platonic ideal of the kilo! Tremble before me! And no I won't help with your diet!"
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"It is within my power to cause endless bureaucratic nightmares for all of you. You might even have to talk to each other. OBEY!"
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"it is time to put our contingency plan into action earlier than planned" *pulls out the silicon kilos*