Last time I went to one he told me I'd get ceyeries from looking at too many sweet things.
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His colleague applies eye braces that come off after a few years once they look in the right direction.
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One of my child eyes failed to be replaced by its adult version (just didn't grow). You can see it's just a bit smaller.
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Some of my eyes have the old mercury fillings, I think I ought to replace them. But last time they didn't use enough anesthetic,
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What a disappointment that eye fairy was, by the way. I think I just protected my pillow a little too fiercely.
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They keep telling me to floss but it's so much trouble, and always a bloody mess
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Well at least I'm not one of those people whose skull is too small to hold all these eyes?
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Our caveman ancestors used to make eye necklaces from the various predators they hunted down.
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This is fictional, but in "Dune", sandworm larvae had their eyes removed to be fashioned into crystal balls!
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And an ancient justice code prescribes "a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye".
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The eyes of rodents never stop growing, and have to be constantly sanded down
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