imagine an eye dentist. no, not an optometrist. an eye dentist.
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Replying to @ctrlcreep
@ctrlcreep Last time I went to one he told me I'd get ceyeries from looking at too many sweet things.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @allgebrah
@allgebrah I'm getting very nervous about having my wisdom eyes removed1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes -
Replying to @ctrlcreep
@ctrlcreep His colleague applies eye braces that come off after a few years once they look in the right direction.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @allgebrah
@ctrlcreep One of my child eyes failed to be replaced by its adult version (just didn't grow). You can see it's just a bit smaller.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @allgebrah
@allgebrah Some of my eyes have the old mercury fillings, I think I ought to replace them. But last time they didn't use enough anesthetic,1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @ctrlcreep
@ctrlcreep What a disappointment that eye fairy was, by the way. I think I just protected my pillow a little too fiercely.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @allgebrah
@allgebrah They keep telling me to floss but it's so much trouble, and always a bloody mess1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @ctrlcreep
@ctrlcreep Well at least I'm not one of those people whose skull is too small to hold all these eyes?1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @allgebrah
@allgebrah did you know the narwhal's 'horn' is actually an elongated eye1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@ctrlcreep Our caveman ancestors used to make eye necklaces from the various predators they hunted down.
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Replying to @allgebrah
@ctrlcreep This is fictional, but in "Dune", sandworm larvae had their eyes removed to be fashioned into crystal balls!1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @allgebrah
@ctrlcreep And an ancient justice code prescribes "a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye".1 reply 0 retweets 1 like - 1 more reply
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