you find a website that's clearly from a few years in the future, but it's a knitting blog and hardly ever talks about world news, and the comment captcha uses browser features that don't exist yet
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Replying to @cathodion
you fight through several obfuscation layers to find out that a critical part of the captcha expects a neural-trusted-computing blob present in all non-ancient browsers (2023 onwards). no dice
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Replying to @allgebrah @cathodion
begin downloading each page from the post archive as html document for further analysis
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Replying to @antirobust @cathodion
amazingly, wget still works. one item appeared in inventory: futureknitting.tar.gz. you are suddenly very popular with browser developers and knitting forum posters. no world news though.
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make wget requests to urls that don't exist /help-i-am-in-the-past.html /if-you-can-read-this-please-create-/we-can-hear-you.html /and-await-further-instructions.jpg
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A traceroute could be helpful in finding the time portal
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wget: sadly the author doesn't seem to read their analytics traceroute: both icmp and tcp traceroute end at cloudflare, support tells you to use the report form for time travelers. you find only an "under construction" page
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Replying to @allgebrah @antirobust
An under construction page? So there’s a connecion to the past as well..
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