KEYBOARDS FOUND IN DUMPSTERS: 2: great to type on. return randomizes the keyboard layout. 4: black and white keys in weird arrangement. produces sound but no letters. may not be a keyboard. 7: has a ticklish 'a' key and tries to edge away when I come near it 10: enochian alphabet
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13: expensive-looking. space runs some evil curlbash, return some similarly evil cmd line. have yet to find out what systems the other keys are supposed to infect, but I think I identified grub and plan9 already? whispers to itself at night. extremely cursed.
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17: visible but cannot be typed on, fingers hit emptiness. 1?: invisible, produces characters indistinguishable from spaces. except when I try to run binary analysis tools on the output, which invariably crash.
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23: battered, but has actual any key. produces random character when pressed, useful for generating passwords. shift+any produces •, have yet to find a password box that didn't accept it. useful, will keep.
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54: normal, except 'end' has so much travel that I lost a pen and a folding rule trying to determine how deep it went. 55: keys are strangely soft and my fingertips come away red after a while of usage. once a fly landed on it and was digested
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61: just one key labeled 'sentience'. types out passable novels and essays when pressed, sometimes lewd chat messages. one time it was code in a language I didn't recognize. locked it away after that. 70: Egal was ich versuche, es kommt in der falschen Sprache raus.
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80: innocuous-looking, but refuses to output anything. instead, random things in my room go bump. 'u' reliably closes the curtains, while the first 'del' the made my room shake with generator hum. have yet to figure out where it is. help I can't sleep
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81: normal. except, if you pop off 'esc', there's an actual key under it. like, metal. I think it fits this keyhole in my screen?
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Replying to @allgebrah
Every time you stop typing for a moment, the keys rearrange themselves into what they consider the most useful layout is. Except that e is missing.
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