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KEYBOARDS FOUND IN DUMPSTERS: 2: great to type on. return randomizes the keyboard layout. 4: black and white keys in weird arrangement. produces sound but no letters. may not be a keyboard. 7: has a ticklish 'a' key and tries to edge away when I come near it 10: enochian alphabet
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13: expensive-looking. space runs some evil curlbash, return some similarly evil cmd line. have yet to find out what systems the other keys are supposed to infect, but I think I identified grub and plan9 already? whispers to itself at night. extremely cursed.
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17: visible but cannot be typed on, fingers hit emptiness. 1?: invisible, produces characters indistinguishable from spaces. except when I try to run binary analysis tools on the output, which invariably crash.
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23: battered, but has actual any key. produces random character when pressed, useful for generating passwords. shift+any produces •, have yet to find a password box that didn't accept it. useful, will keep.
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54: normal, except 'end' has so much travel that I lost a pen and a folding rule trying to determine how deep it went. 55: keys are strangely soft and my fingertips come away red after a while of usage. once a fly landed on it and was digested
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61: just one key labeled 'sentience'. types out passable novels and essays when pressed, sometimes lewd chat messages. one time it was code in a language I didn't recognize. locked it away after that. 70: Egal was ich versuche, es kommt in der falschen Sprache raus.
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