"all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you" https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/06/title-ix-is-too-easy-to-abuse/561650/ …
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mexican standoffs but for hooking up
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Replying to @allgebrah @eigenrobot
Your faith was strong but you needed fraud
You saw her protesting on the quad
Her illegality and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a title nine
She woke your lawyer and made you sign
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
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Replying to @kilovh @allgebrah
maybe s/moonlight/vodka/ but i like where this went
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Replying to @allgebrah @kilovh
I considered that, I think it's a more direct and so tangier transition for sure, but do college kids really drink moonshine?
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Replying to @eigenrobot @kilovh
doesn't matter, there's an affirmative obligation to exercise your poet's license when a pun like this presents itself
11:11 AM - 5 Jun 2018
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