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I'll say it again: there are more sports teams in Florida than there are sports fans in Florida. pic.twitter.com/scNpMXBKHB
The song "Anything You Can Do" wouldn't work with me, because I'd just agree with the other person. "You're right, I suck."
You know the NFL has had a bad year when Katy Perry playing the halftime show won't crack the top five worst things they've done this year
The #Milverine just walked down my street WITH a shirt on. It's officially fall, guys.
Sunday! See you guys at @creamcity for the #ShenanigansTour! Punk, hop hop, skateboarding, and the @redbull Wings... pic.twitter.com/zJ4fhR92Uy
Definitely miss this view. I remember my college days... #PRSMS @ Marquette University http://instagram.com/p/t3Jk17wC6X/
"71% of millennials would rather go to the dentist than listen to anything their bank has to say" Great. (Please follow @PyraMaxBank) #PRSMS
Watching @Yumiwilson discuss LinkedIn... so everyone's gonna connect with me, right? Right? #PRSMS
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Let's make cool #Snapchat drawings today! Send me drawings or find me. We'll make stuff. (Or add allen_halas) #PRSMS pic.twitter.com/D99L39WFLg
Today I'm at the #PRSMS at @MarquetteU. Already one @SnoopDogg reference so far. Just in case you were wondering.
Oh no! #Mulaney, you were supposed to be a Seinfeld ripoff but you kinda got some Whitney mixed in! Somehow it's worse!
Burke event = FLOTUS. Walker event = Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson. Can't say that the candidates don't know their target audience. #WIGov
Add allen_halas on #Snapchat. #Simpsons http://instagram.com/p/tsdt9nwCwk/
A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece. #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/s4ETnpWRIt
I've been thinking about this music festival idea for two years now. Is 2014 the year Allen makes a move? Stay tu... pic.twitter.com/gfDpZpO19g
The FCC got rid of blackout rules for the NFL. Related news: the city of Jacksonville just found out they still, in fact, have an NFL team.
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Dear #Wisconsin: Please follow @PolitiFactWisc during the #WIGov election. 'Cause you know it's gonna get ugly, fast. #RabbleRabbleRabble
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