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    Alan White‏Verified account @aljwhite Feb 12

    This is one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen in all my lifepic.twitter.com/Yp9xlhdKC9

    Eliot Higgins
    12:39 PM - 12 Feb 2018
    • 69,173 Retweets
    • 142,654 Likes
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    8,349 replies 69,173 retweets 142,654 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Timmy Fancy Foot‏ @timmysamuel Feb 12
        Replying to @aljwhite

        In the plus side, it takes two of them to open a door. On the minus side they are now INSIDE YOUR HOUSE

        63 replies 634 retweets 8,292 likes
      3. 𝕋𝔼𝕁‏ @sartejt Feb 12
        Replying to @timmysamuel @aljwhite

        Who tf leaves their house unlocked

        41 replies 12 retweets 676 likes
      4. suneil saraf‏ @aboycalledsu Feb 12
        Replying to @sartejt @timmysamuel @aljwhite

        Why would you think these things are hampered by meaningless human concerns like locks?

        13 replies 25 retweets 1,690 likes
      5. jay jensen‏ @jay_jensen2 Feb 12
        Replying to @aboycalledsu @sartejt and

        Concerned with Glocks?

        5 replies 6 retweets 354 likes
      6. suneil saraf‏ @aboycalledsu Feb 12
        Replying to @jay_jensen2 @sartejt and

        Yeah so let's not go giving them guns 👍🏾

        38 replies 11 retweets 605 likes
      7. drbc‏ @DBattistella Feb 13
        Replying to @aboycalledsu @jay_jensen2 and

        Too late. For years drones have been piloted from laptops in suburban Virginia to fly from Abu Dhabi to Somalia to murder someone. You can be sure that one day their targets will be closer to home.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      8. suneil saraf‏ @aboycalledsu Feb 13
        Replying to @DBattistella @jay_jensen2 and

        Right, but manned. Google 'lethal autonomous weapons' if you want to see how the world ends.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. MrPodge‏ @1MrPodge Feb 12
        Replying to @aljwhite

        pic.twitter.com/hfGMalJN78

        33 replies 151 retweets 2,146 likes
      3. lovesdaryl  🇪🇺‏ @musicandscifi Feb 12
        Replying to @1MrPodge @aljwhite

        YES, Metalhead was my very first thought, too!

        1 reply 1 retweet 47 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Dᴀʟʟᴀs‏ @SrDallas_RM Feb 12
        Replying to @aljwhite

        It's happening #BlackMirrorpic.twitter.com/9lyDnXrhhg

        12 replies 167 retweets 1,324 likes
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      2. John Hamill‏ @JohnHamill151 Feb 12
        Replying to @aljwhite @solo1y

        What could possibly go wrong, Scronfinkle?pic.twitter.com/Gz9YkFYKVN

        274 replies 1,723 retweets 4,091 likes
      3. Laurie‏ @MoSassy10 Feb 28
        Replying to @JohnHamill151 @aljwhite @solo1y

        That thing can dance, load the dishwasher, and recycle. Yay. Then it scales the stairs and kills you. Unless.....stock up on banana peels y’all! @ElkaSelzer @royermomma

        1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
      4. Covfefe Grandma‏ @ElkaSelzer Feb 28
        Replying to @MoSassy10 @JohnHamill151 and

        LOL I don't think you can outsmart the robot.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Tom Phillips‏Verified account @flashboy Feb 12
        Replying to @aljwhite

        two and a half years in our office and I still couldn't remember which direction the toilet doors opened in

        3 replies 3 retweets 84 likes
      3. Sela Lewis‏ @SelaNehanda Feb 12
        Replying to @flashboy @aljwhite

        Don’t blame yourself. Blame bad user experience design.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. SnowyPadley1‏ @LiamPadley Feb 12
        Replying to @aljwhite

        @richardpadley these guys clearly never watched Black Mirror, we're doomed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. MrPodge‏ @1MrPodge Feb 12
        Replying to @LiamPadley @aljwhite @richardpadley

        Yuppic.twitter.com/jiWkYaaIFE

        1 reply 5 retweets 32 likes
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